Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6 — John Shaqi
Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6
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Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6
Ballads, English; Songs, English
She bargain'd with the Master-Cook,
To take her Life away;
And taking of her Daughter's Book,
She thus to her did say.
Go home, sweet Daughter, I thee pray.
Go hasten presently;
And tell unto the Master-Cook,
These Words which I tell thee.
And bid him dress to Dinner straight,
That fair and milk-white Doe;
That in the Park doth shine so bright,
There's none so fair to show.
This Lady fearing of no harm,
Obey'd her Mother's Will;
And presently she hasted home,
Her Mind for to fulfil.
She straight into the Kitchin went,
Her Message for to tell,
And there the Master-Cook she spy'd,
Who did with Malice swell.
Now Master-Cook it must be so,
Do that which I thee tell;
You needs must dress the milk-white Doe,
Which you do know full well.
Then straight his cruel bloody Hands,
He on the Lady laid;
Who quivering and shaking stands,
While thus to her he said:
Thou art the Doe that I must dress,
See here, behold my Knife;
For it is Pointed presently,
To rid thee of thy Life.
O then cry'd out the Scullion Boy,
As loud as loud might be;
O save her Life, good Master-Cook,
And make your Pies of me?
For pity sake do not destroy
My Lady with your Knife;
You know she is her Father's Joy,
For Christ's sake save her Life.
I will not save her Life he said,
Nor make my Pies of thee;
Yet if thou dost this Deed betray,
Thy Butcher I will be;
Now when this Lord he did come home,
For to sit down to Meat;
He called for his Daughter dear,
To come and carve his Meat.
Now sit you down, his Lady said,
O sit you down to Meat;
Into some Nunnery she's gone,
Your Daughter dear forget.
Then solemnly he made a Vow,
Before the Company;
That he would neither eat nor drink,
Until he did her see.
O then bespoke the Scullion Boy,
With a loud Voice so high;
If that you will your Daughter see
My Lord cut up the Pye.
Wherein her Flesh is minced small,
And parched with the Fire;
All caused by her Step-Mother,
Who did her Death desire.
And cursed be the Master-Cook,
O cursed may he be!
I proffer'd him my own Heart's Blood,
From Death to set her free.
Then all in Black this Lord did Mourn,
And for his Daughter's sake;
He judged for her Step-Mother,
To be burnt at a Stake.
Likewise he judg'd the Master-Cook,
In boyling Lead to stand;
He made the simple Scullion Boy,
The Heir to all his Land.
_A_ BALLAD
_In Praise of a certain Commander in the City._
[Music]
A Heroe of no small Renown,
But noted for a Man of Mettle;
Thro' all the Parts of _London_ Town,
No Gentleman, nor yet a Clown,
No grave wise man, nor stupid Beetle.
By many Deeds of Prowess done,
He's gain'd a matchless Reputation;
Perform'd by neither Sword nor Gun,
But by what means you'll know anon,
And how he work'd his Preservation.
Well mounted on a noble Steed,
With Sword and Pistol charg'd before him;
Altho' we must confess indeed,
Of either Arms there was no need,
His Conduct did alone secure him.
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