Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 6 of 6
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Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 6 of 6
Ballads, English; Songs, English
His Tail his Ensign
he did make,
Which he would oft display
and shake,
Fast in his Poop
uprear'd:
His Powder hot, but
somewhat dank,
His Shot in (scent) most
dangerous rank,
Which sometimes made him
feared.
Thus hath he long serv'd
near and far,
Well known to be a
_Dog of War_,
Though he ne'er shot with
Musket:
Yet Cannons roar or
Culverings,
That whizzing through
the welkin sings,
He slighted as a
Pus-Cat.
For Guns, nor Drums,
nor Trumpets clang.
Nor hunger, cold, nor
many a pang,
Could make him leave his
Master:
In Joy, and in
Adversity,
In Plenty, and in
Poverty,
He often was a
Taster.
Thus serv'd he on the
_Belgia_ Coast,
Yet ne'er was heard to
brag or boast,
Of Services done by
him:
He is no Pharisee
to blow,
A Trumpet, his good
Deeds to show,
'Tis pity to bely
him.
At last he Home return'd
in Peace,
Till Wars, and Jars, and
Scars increase
'Twixt us, and _France_,
in malice:
Away went he and
crost the Sea,
With's Master, to the
Isle of _Rhea_,
A good way beyond
_Callice_.
He was so true, so good,
so kind,
He scorn'd to stay at Home
behind,
And leave his Master
frustrate;
For which could I like
_Ovid_ write,
Or else like _Virgil_ could
indite,
I would his Praise
illustrate.
I wish my Hands could
never stir,
But I do love a
thankful Curr,
More than a Man
ingrateful:
And this poor Dog's
Fidelity,
May make a thankless
Knave descry,
How much that Vice is
hateful.
For why, of all the
Faults of Men,
Which they have got from
Hell's black Den,
Ingratitude the
worst is:
For Treasons, Murders,
Incests, Rapes,
Nor any Sin in
any shapes,
So bad, nor so
accurst is.
I hope I shall no
Anger gain,
If I do write a word
Or twain,
How this Dog was
distressed;
His Master being
wounded dead,
Shot, cut and slash'd, from
Heel to Head,
Think how he was
oppressed.
To lose him that he
loved most,
And be upon a Foreign
Coast,
Where no Man would
relieve him:
He lick'd his Masters
Wounds in Love,
And from his Carkass
would not move,
Altho' the sight
did grieve him.
By chance a Souldier
passing by,
That did his Masters
Coat espy,
And quick away he
took it:
But _Drunkard_ followed
to a Boat,
To have again his Master's
Coat,
Such Theft he could not
brook it.
So after all his wo
and wrack,
To _Westminster_ he was
brought back,
A poor half starved
Creature;
And in remembrance of
his cares,
Upon his back he
closely wears
A Mourning Coat by
Nature.
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