With the Battle Fleet: Cruise of the Sixteen Battleships of the United States Atlantic Fleet from Hampton Roads to the Golden Gate, December, 1907-May, 1908Matthews, Franklin
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With the Battle Fleet: Cruise of the Sixteen Battleships of the United States Atlantic Fleet from Hampton Roads to the Golden Gate, December, 1907-May, 1908
Matthews, Franklin
United States. Navy. Atlantic Fleet -- Cruise, 1907-1909
It has been reported to me by a member of my secret police on
board of the good ship on which you are my representative that
there are several landlubbers, pollywogs and sea lawyers who
intend to escape the initiation as prescribed by me by stowing
themselves away; of course this is folly on their part, as
there is not a hole or corner on board the good ship Louisiana
that my faithful police and subjects are not familiar with, and
it is therefore impossible for any one to avoid escaping the
royal initiation. Those who do try to escape the initiation in
this manner will of course be apprehended, and when brought
before me on the day of the ceremonies they will not soon
forget the trick they endeavored to play on the royal realm,
and the dose they get will be more severe than any I have as
yet prescribed. Referring to the secret code of the royal
realm, the following landlubbers, pollywogs and sea lawyers
have been reported to me as mentioned above: Gabnokto,
Thnruowk, Mawjtrqmorptzs, Wqquopbchr and Ybxquotrdhgle. You
will therefore at once issue orders to the chief of police to
attend to these crabs and to put his best men on their trail,
and if the above is true they will so report to me upon my
arrival on board.
Your Majesty,
NEPTUNE REX,
Ruler of the Royal Domain.
GENERAL ORDER NO. 4.
This is to inform the members of the royal realm on board the
good ship Louisiana that I have this day issued orders to the
chief of police to place five of his best men on the trail of
the men as mentioned in his Majesty's wireless and whom you
will all know by referring to the royal secret code which you
have in your possession. You will also keep track of these
animals and report to me any out of the way move which they
should make. You will also be on the lookout for any other of
these who happen to be on board, and should they make a false
move I will make a special report to his Majesty with
recommendations which will cover all defects.
FORE TOP,
Official Representative of His Majesty.
After one day's steaming in four columns the fleet was deployed into two
columns. For one day the speed was increased to 11 knots. The little
tender Yankton, which is to be used as the Admiral's yacht in port and
for short journeys and which has been running with the fleet off the
starboard side of the flagship, was sent on ahead to get a good start.
One day's steaming at 11 knots brought her back to us and then the fleet
resumed the slower speed.
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