With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
When I woke up it was evening, and the first thing my eye rested upon
was Pierre squatting in front of the fire, on which was a big pot and
a bucket, while alongside of him squatted his fellow-gnome, sharpening
a knife, the very sight of which was enough to make a man shudder.
Now I was not surprised to see either Pierre or George, but where the
deuce did the pot and bucket come from? The advent of these utensils
puzzled me, so I strolled up to Pierre and wished him good-evening, at
the same time remarking: “You are indeed fortunate to have found such a
beautiful pot.”
“But, Monsieur,” he replied, “I have not found this pot. It is the same
pot and bucket out of which Monsieur has already once dined.”
“But, Pierre,” I said, “I know you and George to be the most intrepid
scouts, how therefore can you manage to carry your pot and bucket
through the bush?”
“Monsieur,” he replied with dignity, “a Cordon bleu should never part
with his _batterie de cuisine_. True my hands are occupied while in the
bush scouting, so I wear this magnificent pot as a helmet; my friend
George likewise wears the bucket, so that, having no use for hats or
caps, we have always the wherewithal to cook the dinner, and it affords
much pleasure to cook dinners for gentlemen of taste such as Monsieur
and Monsieur Hutton. As for the other savages, ah, bah!”
This I found on inquiry to be the truth. These men, hardened by
incessant exposure, during the summer months carried no blankets,
packs nor rations, neither did they wear boots nor hats, but lived
on what they could find, and when they halted just threw themselves
on the ground and slept like animals. This unnatural training had
rendered them capable of covering immense distances, and going for
marvellous long intervals without food, sleep or rest. Yet they were
born marauders, could and did steal everything and anything that came
in their way, and as it was Pierre’s chief idiosyncrasy to cook dinners
our mess lived well when other messes were mumbling tough, bad rations.
That night there was no need to use our homely rations, for Pierre’s
helmet contained a wonderful stew, and I noticed everyone abstained
from asking any questions as to how or where he had obtained the
ingredients. Pierre and his pard were scouts and they had chances which
they never neglected to profit by.
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