"Sure it's a good camera. The best. But why in hell does that interest
you now? A kid's box camera would do the job just as well. You're a
funny guy, Jim. Does nothing excite you?"
For reply the tweedy man glanced significantly at his tall companion,
his eyes lingering for an instant on the black gauze brassiere, and
then passing downward to her shapely legs.
"Blondes, brunettes and redheads," he said, rather tritely.
"Oh, come off it. No guy could see a flying saucer--actually see one at
close range--and not bust his seams with awe. Yeah, that's what I said.
_Awe._ A fancy word, but I'm not ashamed to use it. Boy! Brother! It's
so big it fills half the sky."
"I see what you mean," the tweedy man said. "But I never allow myself
to get too excited. It doesn't pay."
"Do you have to take photographs?" the tall girl said. "It makes me
terribly nervous. Suppose they don't want to be photographed?"
"I thought of that. But it's the chance of a lifetime. I'm not passing
it up."
"Oh, lover!" came from the foredeck. "Oh, darling, sweet, I never
imagined--don't stop now."
"Oh, Gawd!" the tall girl said. "Do we have to put up with that?"
"It's a crazy world," the tweedy man said. "That's why I'm such a
skeptic. A flying saucer? Maybe. But I'm not convinced by any means.
It could be a Naval Observatory plane, some new fancy kind that's
disk-shaped and very large. Or maybe the Russians have come up with a
low-flying satellite. Anything is possible. I'll admit that if I was
convinced I would get excited."
"I'm frightened," the short brunette said. "I'm so scared I can't think
straight."
"I guess we all are," the tweedy man admitted. "I take back what I
said. I guess we all are. But if we just sit tight it will be gone in
two or three minutes."
"I've got thirty-two exposures on this roll," the man with the camera
said. "I'll get it from every angle. There won't be any argument about
it this time. They'll be banner headlines and every paper in the
country will give the pictures a front-page spread. I'll be in _Life_.
Both the pictures and the guy who took them. The best kind of publicity
for a writer. He made it on the flying-saucer circuit."
"I agree with Ellen," the tweedy man said. "I don't think you should be
taking pictures. And it's not really a joking matter."
"I'm not joking. Believe me, I'm not. I'm just being a little
light-headed. Can you blame me for that? You get keyed up and you think
of the craziest things. Like in the poem. Two lines. 'His life was
scarlet but his books were read.' To a writer that's important. Just to
be read. Starting tomorrow, I'll have fifty million readers."
"You're over stimulated," the tall girl said. "Calm down. The right
place for over stimulation is where it can be appreciated. There's a
time and place for everything, Freddy boy, as you should know. If that
flying saucer was a woman, I bet you wouldn't be half as excited."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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