Woman on Her Own, False Gods and The Red Robe: Three Plays By BrieuxBrieux, Eugène
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Woman on Her Own, False Gods and The Red Robe: Three Plays By Brieux
Brieux, Eugène
French drama
THE PRESIDENT. Of what? Of the acquittal? What does it matter to me? I
don't care--on the contrary, I prefer it. I am certain the advocate
won't ferret out some unintentional defect--some formality gone wrong.
Where's my hat-box?
_He is about to stand on a chair to reach the hat-box, which
is on the top of a cupboard. Bunerat precedes him._
BUNERAT. Permit me, Monsieur. You are at home here. [_From the chair_] I
believe I shall have the pleasure of seeing you here again next session.
[_He sighs, holding out the hat-box_]
THE PRESIDENT. A pleasure I shall share, my dear fellow. [_He takes out
a small felt hat from the box_]
BUNERAT. Would you like a brush? There's Mouzon's brush. [_A sigh_] Ah,
good God, when shall I leave Mauleon? I should so like to live at Pau!
THE PRESIDENT. Pooh! A much overrated city! Come, come!
BUNERAT. I suppose my new duties won't take me there yet?
THE PRESIDENT. Don't you worry yourself. In the winter, yes, it's very
well--but the summer--ah, the summer.
BUNERAT. I am not the one appointed?
THE PRESIDENT. Ah! You know already?
BUNERAT. Yes--I--yes--that is to say, I didn't know it was official.
THE PRESIDENT [_brushing his hat and catching sight of a dent_] Dented
already. In these days the hats they sell you for felt, my dear chap,
they're paste-board, simply--
BUNERAT. True. Yes, I didn't know it was official. Monsieur Mouzon is
very lucky.
_Enter Vagret in mufti._
THE PRESIDENT. There, there is our dear Monsieur Vagret. Changed your
dress already. Yes, you're at home, you. For my part I must pack up all
this. Where the devil is the box I put my gown in? [_Bunerat makes a
step to fetch it and then remains motionless_] It's curious--that--what
have they done with it? In that cupboard--you haven't seen it, my dear
Monsieur Bunerat?
BUNERAT. No.
THE PRESIDENT. Ah, here it is--and my jacket in it. [_He opens the box
and takes out his jacket, which he lays aside on the table_] Well, well,
you've got them acquitted, my dear sir! Are you satisfied?
VAGRET. I am very glad.
THE PRESIDENT. And if they are the murderers?
VAGRET. I must console myself with Berryer's remark: "It is better to
leave ten guilty men at liberty than to punish one innocent man."
THE PRESIDENT. You have a sensitive nature.
VAGRET. Ought one to have a heart of stone, then, to be a magistrate?
THE PRESIDENT [_tying up the box in which he has put his judge's
bonnet_] One must keep oneself above the little miseries of humanity.
VAGRET. Above the miseries of others.
THE PRESIDENT. Hang it all--
VAGRET. That is what we call egoism.
THE PRESIDENT. Do you say that for my benefit?
VAGRET. For all three of us.
BUNERAT. Au revoir, gentlemen. Au revoir. [_He shakes hands with each
and goes out_]
THE PRESIDENT [_taking off his gown_] My dear Monsieur, I beg you to be
more moderate in your remarks.
VAGRET. Ah, I assure you that I am moderate! If I were to speak what is
in my mind, you would hear very unpleasant things.
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