Woman—through a man's eyeglassSalaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
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Woman—through a man's eyeglass
Salaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
Single women; Wives -- Anecdotes; Women -- Anecdotes; Women -- Social and moral questions
Yet—would you believe it?—from that dinner-party dates Mrs. Vere
Veneer’s rise as a London hostess. Of course everybody did not
discover, as I did, that it was a kind of “complimentary benefit”
party, but the dinner and the floral decorations were talked about,
and Mrs. Cordial used her influence to obtain paragraphs in certain
gossipy papers, to the effect that Lord Thingamy dined with Mrs. Vere
Veneer, and that there were also present So-and-So and So-and-So, the
best known of the guests, while the amiable hostess looked charming in
something or other.
Since that time Mrs. Vere Veneer has been able to walk alone, and now
she turns the tables, and “takes up” Mrs. Cordial or not, as she finds
it expedient. It is now more useful to take a lady of title about with
her as a companion; and as she buys tickets for everything, drives in
handsome carriages, and always collects about her a little coterie of
pleasant people, she never finds this difficult. It looks well in the
papers that “Mrs. Vere Veneer brought Lady Snooks,” or that “those
inseparables, Lady Clara Gushington and Mrs. Vere Veneer, looked in on
their way from Mr. Lemon Yellow’s Studio Tea.” Mrs. Veneer has acquired
the habit of regarding everything from the point of view of social
advancement. She is of the world worldly, and though her provincial
simplicity has quite worn off, she maintains a universal amiability
that sometimes passes for it. She is charming to everybody, and her
hospitality is proverbial, for she distributes her cards wherever
she goes, but not to any one whose name is never heard. If she goes
anywhere and there is an actor, an artist, a musician, or even a
journalist in the room, with whom she was not previously acquainted,
be sure you will meet him at her next party. Of course, any one who
“receives” is promptly angled for, and they will be mutually visiting
each other before the week is out. Mrs. Vere Veneer literally stalks
drawing-rooms for social entities or Bohemian “somebodies,” and she
is so pleasant about it that nobody attempts to resist her, and every
one goes to her, and the lady-journalists look upon her with a sort
of reverence, and thank Providence that there is a Mrs. Vere Veneer,
for she is always profitable “copy” to them. And, indeed, there be
many others who find her profitable, for she spends much money in
her endeavours to exploit Society. It is an expensive business and a
fatiguing, for she must be always on the move, always on the alert
for the latest sensation. If a new form of entertainment for evening
parties arise, Mrs. Vere Veneer promptly commissions one of the Bond
Street agents to secure it for her next “At Home.” Failing this, she
falls back upon those of her professional acquaintances who sing, or
play, or ventriloquise for guineas and a good supper.
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