Woman—through a man's eyeglassSalaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
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Woman—through a man's eyeglass
Salaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
Single women; Wives -- Anecdotes; Women -- Anecdotes; Women -- Social and moral questions
Mrs. Meanwell fights her friends’ battles with the weapons of chaff
and ridicule, and after her victories she generally manages to secure
peace. That is one of the secrets of her success as a “dearest friend.”
The friend who, in times of trouble or quarrel, enlists the help or
advocacy of Mrs. Meanwell, feels as sure of everything being put right
as the litigant when he has secured the legal services of a George
Lewis.
But it is not only in times of tribulation or difficulty that Mrs.
Meanwell acts the “dearest friend” in very earnest. If an engagement
be announced in her social circle she is the one to keep all her
friends posted up in all the details, how long the affair has been in
progress, when he first spoke out, what he said, what are the mundane
prospects of the young couple, what arrangements have been made for
the wedding, and last, but not least, the component parts of her
trousseau. All these details have been confided to Mrs. Meanwell in her
capacity as “dearest friend” of somebody very nearly connected with
the bride or bridegroom. It is indeed a noteworthy coincidence that
when any interesting event is on the _tapis_, especially a wedding,
an engagement or a jilting, a good romantic scandal, or a sensational
illness, Mrs. Meanwell always happens to be on terms of closest
friendship with somebody connected with it, so that she can ever be
relied on for the very latest and most accurate information. She never
minds how much trouble she takes on these occasions to gain this
information or to give counsel when called upon. She has, by the way,
a reputation for practical wisdom in all things, which has grown out
of some occasional happy random hits in the way of advice on mundane
matters, the result of a clear wit that dominates the sentiment in her
nature, and thus enables her to keep her “dearest friendships” well
under control and to the purpose.
Mrs. Meanwell’s friends, it will be seen, consult her on many things,
but, perhaps, it is on the subject of dress that she is at her best
and strongest. She has a veritable genius for costume, and has won
many a friend with the turn of a hat, the cut of a bodice, the fall
of a flounce, the hang of a skirt, or the harmonious hues of an
evening-gown. In matters of clothes she has the critical eye of a
Ruskin, combined with the constructive imagination of a Worth, and,
consequently, she is simply invaluable as an adviser to her friends,
for that they shall dress well is a _sine quâ non_ if they wish to
retain her friendship.
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