Married people -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Too centred upon the strange experience to think much about these
amazing people except as adjuncts to her transfiguration, she
nevertheless decided that she liked best the tall gentleman at her left.
He was not so young as the others, appearing to be as far advanced
toward middle-age as twenty-seven—or possibly even twenty-nine—and she
decided that his long, irregular face was “interesting.” She asked him
to “straighten out the names” of the others for her, hoping that he
would straighten out his own before he finished.
He began with Lily Dodge. “_Our_ prettiest girl,” he explained, honestly
unconscious of what his emphasis implied. “That is, she’s been generally
considered so since your cousin Anne was married. The young man on Miss
Dodge’s right and in such a plain state of devotion is named Henry
Burnett just now.”
“Just now? Does his name change from time to time?”
“Poor Henry’s doesn’t, no; nor the condition in which Miss Dodge keeps
him—probably because she likes to win golf tournament cups with him. I
mean, the next time you see her at a dinner the man beside her in that
state may have another name. _She_ changes ’em.”
“I see,” Elsie said. She looked absently at Miss Dodge, not aware that
there could be anything in common between them, much less that in a
manner they had shared a day of agony, no great while past. “She seems
very lovely.”
“In her own way, yes,” her neighbour returned without enthusiasm. “The
man on her left——”
Elsie laughed and interrupted. “What I meant to get at—if you don’t
mind—was the name of the man on _my_ left!”
“Of course you wouldn’t have caught it,” he said. “You naturally
wouldn’t remember, hearing it spoken with the others.”
“No,” she said. “Yet I think I do remember that Cornelia spoke it a
little more impressively than she did any of theirs.”
“That’s only because I’m in her father’s firm. The most junior member,
of course. They use me as a waste-basket.”
“As what?”
“A waste-basket. When Mr. Cromwell and the really important partners
discover some bits of worthless business cluttering up the office they
fill me up with it. Every good office has a young waste-basket, Miss
Hemingway.”
“But you haven’t yet told me this one’s name.”
“Harley.”
He laughed ruefully, and she asked why. “Harley doesn’t seem a funny
name to me,” she said. “I don’t understand your laughing.”
“It’s to keep from crying,” he explained. “My father was dead before I
was born and my mother died just after. I was taken over by my
grandfather, and he named me for three of Napoleon’s marshals—Berthier
Ney Junot Harley. It takes a grandfather to do things like that to you!”
“But Junot wasn’t a marshal,” Elsie said. “He hoped to be, but the
Emperor never made him one; Junot was too flighty.”
Mr. Harley stared. “I remember that’s true;—I spoke of three marshals
hastily. I should have said two and a general. My grandfather brought me
up on ’em, and I still collect First Empire books. But imagine your
knowing!”
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