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“I mean she invited me to get on the bandwagon,” he explained. “Not
right up on a front seat, of course; but anyhow I was given a ticket to
hang on behind somewhere.”
“I don’t understand you.”
“Probably you don’t,” Hobart said, and he looked thoughtful. “You’re
always so above the crowd, Anne, probably you wouldn’t understand Miss
Ealing’s invitations. You see I’m in a pretty good position to see
things that you wouldn’t, so to speak. Of course, strangers never pay
any attention to the little shrimps in a crowd, and when Miss Ealing did
pay me a slight attention I wasn’t so grateful as I should have been;—I
thought it was pretty funny.”
“‘Funny’!” Anne exclaimed. “Why?”
“Because it only showed her up, you see. Of course, it didn’t mean she
had any interest in me; it only meant she had a use for me. She already
had most of the rest of ’em excited about her; but she’s a real
collector and she wanted the _whole_ collection—even me! You see, the
girl that makes ’em _all_ think she’s thinking about them isn’t thinking
about _any_ of ’em, of course. She’s only thinking about herself, like
any other selfish little brute.”
“Hobart!”
“Of course, I don’t mean to say she gave me a pressing invitation to
join,” he explained, laughing cheerfully at himself. “Naturally, that
couldn’t be expected. The big, hand-painted, gilt-edged card was for
Harrison Crisp, of course; and then there were a number of handsomely
engraved ones for tall eligibles. She just slipped me a little one
printed on soft paper—a sort of handbill, you know, when she was
delivering ’em around to the residue.”
Anne’s languor had vanished now. She stared at him incredulously.
“Hobart Simms,” she cried, “what do you mean by ‘handbills’?”
“It’s simple enough,” he began. “That is, it is to me. Taller men with
fathers that aren’t in the hands of a receiver wouldn’t have much of a
chance to understand it, I imagine. She’s made a real stir in our little
Green Hills midst with her handbills and——”
Anne interrupted sharply: “I asked you what you meant by her
‘handbills.’”
“Yes; I’m trying to tell you, but it’s so ridiculous I’m afraid you
won’t be able to see what I mean. It’s like this: she’ll be passing you,
for instance, dancing with some other man, or hanging to his arm, and
she’ll whisper to you quickly over his shoulder, ‘I _heard_ something
about you,’ or, ‘I’ve found _out_ something about you,’ or, maybe,
‘Can’t you even _look_ at me?’ Something like that, you know,—and
you’re supposed to get excited and follow up the mystery. You’re
supposed to wonder just how much she _is_ thinking about you, you see.
That’s what I mean by her handbills, because if you _don’t_ get excited,
but look around a little, you’ll notice she’s passing ’em pretty freely.
That’s why I thought it was funny when she even gave me one!”
“Hobart!” Anne cried, and her voice was free and loud, “Hobart Simms!”
“Yes?” he said, inquiringly, not comprehending the vehemence of her
exclamation.
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