_You ask her did She like the show Or book, she’ll say, “Well, yes and no.”_ _For the “kiddie” she Buys a “comfy” “nighty”; She says “My bestest,” And “All rightie.”_ _“If I had no humour, I’d simply die,” Says Blanche.... I know That that’s a lie._ _She wouldn’t marry; “Oh, heaven forbid! “Men are such brutes!” You said it, kid._ MARGUERITE Marguerite was an agreer. She strove, and not without success, to please. She hated an argument, one reason perhaps being--I found this out later--that she couldn’t put one forth on any subject. But I had theories, in the days of Marguerite, and I wanted to know whether she was in sympathy with them. One of my theories was that a lot of domestic infelicity could be avoided if a husband didn’t keep his business affairs to himself, if he made a confidante, a possible assistant, of his wife. I had contempt for the women whose boast it was that Fred never brings business into the house. So I used to talk to Marguerite about that theory. When we were married wouldn’t it be better to discuss the affairs of the business day at home with her? Certainly. Because simply talking about them was something, and maybe she could even help. Yes, that was what a wife was for. Why should a man keep his thoughts bottled up just because his wife wasn’t in his office with him? No reason at all; I agree with you perfectly. About politics: Wasn’t this man Harding doing a good job, and weren’t things looking pretty good, everything considered? He certainly is and they certainly are, was Marguerite’s adroit summing up. Well, I had theories about books and child labour and pictures and clam chowder and Harry Leon Wilson’s stuff and music and the younger generation and cord tires and things like that, and she’d agree with everything I said. Then one night, as in a vision, something came to me. I had a theory that it would be terrible to have somebody around all the time who agreed with you about everything. Marguerite agreed. I had another theory. Don’t you agree, I put it, that we shouldn’t get along at all well? And never had she agreed more quickly. I thought she really put her heart into it. And we never should have hit it off, either. End of Project Gutenberg's Women I'm Not Married To, by Franklin Pierce Adams