Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
So parish overseers learnt to let the Degs alone; and their
children, thus regularly brought up to receive the parish money for
their parents, were impatient, as they grew up, to receive it for
themselves. Marriages in the Deg family were, consequently, very
early, and there were plenty of instances of married Degs claiming
parish relief under the age of twenty, on the plea of being the
parents of two children. One such precocious individual being asked
by a rather verdant officer why he was married before he was able to
maintain a family, replied, in much astonishment, that he had married
in order to maintain himself by parish assistance. That he had
never been able to maintain himself by his labour, nor ever expected
to do it: his only hope, therefore, lay in marrying, and becoming
the father of two children, to which patriarchal rank he had now
attained, and demanded his “pay.”
Thus had lived and flourished the Degs on their ancient patrimony,
the parish, for upwards of two hundred years. Nay, we have no doubt
whatever that, if it could have been traced, they had enjoyed an
ancestry of paupers as long as the pedigree of Sir Roger Rockville
himself. In the days of the most perfect villenage they had,
doubtless, eaten the bread of idleness, and claimed it as a right.
They were numerous, improvident, ragged in dress, and fond of an
alehouse and gossip. Like the blood of Sir Roger, their blood had
become peculiar through a long persistence of the same circumstances.
It was become pure pauper blood.
The Degs married, if not entirely amongst Degs, yet amongst the same
class. None but a pauper would dream of marrying a Deg, even were she
handsome as Helen of Troy. The Degs, therefore, were in constitution,
in mind, in habit, and in inclination, paupers. But a pure and
unmixed class of this kind does not die out like an aristocratic
stereotype. It increases and multiplies. The lower the grade, the
more prolific, as is sometimes seen on a large and even national
scale. The Degs threatened, therefore, to become a most formidable
clan in the lower purlieus of Castleborough; but, luckily, there is
so much virtue even in evils, that one not rarely cures another. War,
the great evil, cleared the town of Degs.
Fond of idleness, of indulgence, of money easily got and as easily
spent, the Degs were rapidly drained off by recruiting parties during
the great French war. The young men enlisted, and were marched away;
the young women married soldiers that were quartered in the town
from time to time, and marched away with them. There were eventually
none of the once numerous Degs left, except a few old people, whom
death was sure to draft off at no distant period into his regiment of
the line which has no end. Parish overseers, magistrates, and master
manufacturers felicitated themselves on this unhoped-for deliverance
from the ancient family of the Degs.
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