Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3 — John Shaqi
Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
Tom pondered this point long and anxiously as he strode along. “How
shall I bring Latter, and, say, Ralph Chaddick, Sir Henry’s powerful
head-keeper, to this camp, without starting the game and seeing
Scammel run for it into the next woods? If he were once up, he would
put a couple of bullets from his double-barrel through any two of us
as soon as look at us.” Tom sat on a hill and looked round. Every way
were difficulties. They could not approach the camp in any direction
without coming into full notice from it. Though to-day all the men
were away, it might not be so every day. If any of these were there,
the difficulty was greater. Reflecting on these matters, and putting
them into all possible shapes, Tom reached the next village, and
entered the Cat and Fiddle public-house, and sitting down, called for
his pint. As a tramp he did not presume to enter into conversation
with the two or three farmers who were chatting over their glasses
there. He soon learned that they had all got their harvests over,
and were “taking their ease in their inn” a little, in a state of
comfortable complacency over their good fortune. As Tom seemed to
listen to their discourse with considerable interest, one of them
said—
“Well, traveller, and have you got your harvest pretty well?”
“But middling, sir,” said Tom; “my fields lie rather wide asunder.”
“I reckon so,” said the farmer; “and a pretty good stock of gleaners
in ’em.”
“True, sir,” said Tom.
“Yet you manage to get your bread, I daresay?”
“Well,” said Tom, “if I don’t get bread I manage to get cake,
perhaps, or a piece of cold pudding. I never knew the want of bread,
thank God, but once, and then I made a pretty good shift with
pie-crust.”
“Oh, you did, eh?” said the man, brightening up; for he saw Tom had
something in him; and a bit of clever talk was rather a novelty down
there. The place was much troubled with stagnation of ideas.
“You’re not unreasonable, at any rate,” said the farmer, all the rest
kindling up considerably.
“No,” said Tom, “not quite as unreasonable as a neighbour of mine,
who, when he went home to his dinner, asked his wife why she had not
made a pudding. ‘Because,’ said the wife, ‘there was no flour in the
house.’ ‘Then,’ said the husband, ‘why did not you make a bit of a
dumpling?’”
“Bread of idleness, I reckon,” said another, “is sweeter to you,
young fellow, than any other, whether white or brown, fine flour or
seconds, with a glass of summat strong occasionally to scare the cold
off your stomach.”
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