THE GIDDY GIRLS QUARREL. DON'T LEAVE YOUR GUM AROUND. THE WAY TO NAME CHILDREN. ABOUT RAILROAD CONDUCTORS. A HOT BOX AT A PICNIC. BROKE UP A PRAYER MEETING. SHOOTING ON SUNDAY, WITH THE MOUTH. A WASHINGTON SURPRISE PARTY. THE DIFFERENCE IN CLOTHES. A TEMPERANCE LECTURE THAT HURT. BRAVERY OF MRS. GARFIELD ILLUSTRATING THE ASSASSINATION. THE INFIDEL AND HIS SILVER MINE. THE GREAT MONOPOLIES. ANOTHER DEAD FAILURE. OUR BLUE-COATED DOG POISONERS. AND HE ROSE UP AND SPAKE. GOT IN THE WRONG PEW. PALACE CATTLE CARS. DUCK OR NO DINNER. THE GUINEA PIG. FAILURE OF A SOLID INSTITUTION. Private George W. Peck CHAPTER I. CHAPTER II. CHAPTER III. CHAPTER IV. CHAPTER V. CHAPTER VI. CHAPTER VII. CHAPTER VIII. CHAPTER IX. CHAPTER X. CHAPTER XI. CHAPTER XII. CHAPTER XIII. CHAPTER XIV. CHAPTER XV. CHAPTER XVI. CHAPTER XVII. CHAPTER XVIII. CHAPTER XIX. CHAPTER XX. CHAPTER XXI. CHAPTER XXII. CHAPTER XXIII. CHAPTER XXIV. CHAPTER XXV. CHAPTER XXVI. CHAPTER XXVII. List of Illustrations Mounting a Horse from the Top of A Rail Fence On Went the Two Night Riders Great Caesar's Ghost How It Did Taste Never Did Know, How I Got out of the General's Tent A Solemn Funeral Oration You Are a Darling Good Man Engineer Threw a Lump of Coal and Hit Me We Went Into the Camp That Way Just Promoted to the Proud Position of Corporal Xcuse Me, But What Kind of a Thing is That? Two Very Long Stockings, Came over the Pulpit Gave a Yell That Could Have Been Heard A Mile She Gave Him a Piece of Her Mind I Forbid You Touching That Mare Stood There for a Minute, Like A Horse Statute End of Project Gutenberg's Works Of George W. Peck, by George W. Peck