CHAPTER XXIV. CHAPTER XXIV. THE CRUEL WOMAN AND THE LUCKLESS DOG--THE BAD BOY WITH A DOG AND A BLACK EYE--WHERE DID YOU STEAL HIM?--ANGELS DON'T BREAK DOGS' LEGS--A WOMAN WHO BREAKS DOGS' LEGS HAS NO SHOW WITH ST. PETER--ANOTHER BURGLAR SCARE--THE GROCERY DELIVERY MAN SCARED CHAPTER XXV. CHAPTER XXV. THE BAD BOY GROWS THOUGHTFUL--WHY IS LETTUCE LIKE A GIRL?--KING SOLOMON A FOOL--THINK OF ANY SANE MAN HAVING A THOUSAND WIVES--HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE TWO HOTELS DURING VACATION--300 BLONDES--600 BRUNETTES, ETC.--A THOUSAND WIVES TAKING ICE CREAM--"I DON'T ENVY SOLOMON HIS THOUSAND" CHAPTER XXVI. CHAPTER XXVI. FARM EXPERIENCES. THE BAD BOY WORKS ON A FARM FOR A DEACON--HE KNOWS WHEN HE HAS GOT ENOUGH--HOW THE DEACON MADE HIM FLAX AROUND--AND HOW HE MADE IT WARM FOR THE DEACON CHAPTER XXVII. DRINKING CIDER IN THE CELLAR--THE DEACON WILL NOT ACCEPT HENNERY'S RESIGNATION--HE WANTS BUTTER ON HIS PANCAKES--HIS CHUM JOINS HIM--THE SKUNK IN THE CELLAR--THE POOR BOY GETS THE "AGER." Peck's Bad Boy Abroad DETAILED CONTENTS PECK'S BAD BOY ABROAD. CHAPTER I. CHAPTER II. CHAPTER III. CHAPTER IV. CHAPTER V. CHAPTER VI. CHAPTER VII. CHAPTER VIII. CHAPTER IX. CHAPTER X. CHAPTER XI. CHAPTER XII. CHAPTER XIII. CHAPTER XIV. CHAPTER XV. CHAPTER XVI. CHAPTER XVII. CHAPTER XVIII. CHAPTER XIX. CHAPTER XX. CHAPTER XXI. CHAPTER XXII. CHAPTER XXIII. CHAPTER XXIV. CHAPTER XXV. CHAPTER XXVI. CHAPTER XXVII. CHAPTER XXVIII. CHAPTER XXIX. CHAPTER XXX. List of Illustrations Don't Shoot, Please 019 Doctors Left a Monkey Wrench in Him 025 Went out Just Ahead of the Old Man's Arctic Overshoes 027 Pasted a Tomato Can Label on the Suitcase 31 He Began to Dance All Around the Platform 037 Fished out a Nickel and Gave It to the Porter 042 President Began to Curl up his Lip 045 I Was Starting to Give Him a Swift Punch 047 Saw the Marble Coffins in Which George and Martha 050 Slipped It Down the Back of Dad's Pants 057 The Waiter Brought Dad the Check 063 One Man Wanted Dad to Cash a Check 067 Night Watchman Came in With a House Policeman 071 I Am Sorry for Dad, Because he Holds More Than I Do 074 A Speech, Thanking his Fellow Countrymen 078 Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep 094 Snarl at Everybody They See 101 Stood Around and Let Richard Kill Those Princes 098 Beefeater's Stampede 107 Suit he Had Made in Oshkosh 111 Settling the Irish Question 115 God Save the King 119 He Went over Backwards 121 Glad to Serve Any of the Descendants Of The Heroes 126 Dad Rolled off over the Bowsprit 128 Isn't Money Enough in the Whole Family to Wad a Gun 131 Dad Drove the Dukes out 135 Coughs up a Tip Every Time 143 A Tone of Voice That Meant Trouble 138 I Won't Hurt the Little Runt 145 Tried to Explain That he Had Been Buncoed 148 Badge on Dad's Breast, With the Word "bishop" 153 Dad Was a Sight when We Found Him in Jail 155