When I get to my rooms, the elevator boy is reclining in the lift, and
hardly raises his eye-lids as he languidly manoeuvres the rope. I have
seen that boy now for months, but never when his boots and clothes were
brushed or when his cravat was not riding proudly above his collar. On
occasions I have offered him pins, which he took wearily, doubtless
because it was less trouble than to refuse. The next day, however, his
cravat again rode triumphant, mocking my efforts to keep it in its place.
His hair, too, has been a cause of wonder to me. How does he manage to
have it always so long and so unkempt? More than once, when expecting
callers, I have bribed him to have it cut, but it seemed to grow in the
night, back to its poetic profusion.
In what does this noble disregard for appearances which characterizes
American men originate? Our climate, as some suggest, or discouragement
at not all being millionaires? It more likely comes from an absence with
us of the military training that abroad goes so far toward licking young
men into shape.
I shall never forget the surprise on the face of a French statesman to
whom I once expressed my sympathy for his country, laboring under the
burden of so vast a standing army. He answered:
"The financial burden is doubtless great; but you have others. Witness
your pension expenditures. With us the money drawn from the people is
used in such a way as to be of inestimable value to them. We take the
young hobbledehoy farm-hand or mechanic, ignorant, mannerless, uncleanly
as he may be, and turn him out at the end of three years with his
regiment, self-respecting and well-mannered, with habits of cleanliness
and obedience, having acquired a bearing, and a love of order that will
cling to and serve him all his life. We do not go so far," he added, "as
our English neighbors in drilling men into superb manikins of 'form' and
carriage. Our authorities do not consider it necessary. But we reclaim
youths from the slovenliness of their native village or workshop and make
them tidy and mannerly citizens."
These remarks came to mind the other day as I watched a group of New
England youths lounging on the steps of the village store, or sitting in
rows on a neighboring fence, until I longed to try if even a judicial
arrangement of tacks, 'business-end up,' on these favorite seats would
infuse any energy into their movements. I came to the conclusion that my
French acquaintance was right, for the only trim-looking men to be seen,
were either veterans of our war or youths belonging to the local militia.
And nowhere does one see finer specimens of humanity than West Point and
Annapolis turn out.
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