Winter's face had stiffened up. I could see my act hadn't had much
impression on him. He signalled, and two fellows I hadn't seen before
moved around into view. They were bigger than he was.
"Mr. Bayard, you must answer my questions, under duress, if necessary.
Kindly begin by stating your birthplace."
"You'll find it in my passport," I said. I was looking at the two
reinforcements; they were as easy to ignore as a couple of bulldozers
in the living room. I decided on a change of tactics. I'd play along in
the hope they'd relax a bit, and then make a break for it.
One of the men, at a signal, handed Winter my passport from his desk.
He glanced through it, made a number of notes, and passed the booklet
back to me.
"Thank you, Mr. Bayard," he said pleasantly. "Now let's get on to
particulars. Where did you attend school?"
I tried hard now to give the impression of one eager to please.
I regretted my earlier truculence; it made my present pose of
co-operativeness a little less plausible. Winter must have been
accustomed to the job though, and to subjects who were abject. After
a few minutes he waved an arm at the two bouncers, who left the room
silently.
Winter had gotten on to the subject of international relations and
geopolitics now, and seem to be fascinated by my commonplace replies. I
attempted once or twice to ask why it was necessary to quiz me closely
on matters of general information, but was firmly guided back to the
answering of the questions.
He covered geography and recent history thoroughly with emphasis on
the period 1879-1910, and then started in on a biographic list; all I
knew about one name after another. Most of them I'd never heard of, a
few were minor public figures. He quizzed me in detail on two Italians,
Cocino and Maxoni. He could hardly believe I'd never heard of them. He
seemed fascinated by many of my replies.
"Niven an actor?" he said incredulously. "Never heard of Crane Talbot?"
and when I described Churchill's role in recent affairs, he laughed
uproariously.
After forty minutes of this one-sided discussion, a buzzer sounded
faintly, and another uniformed man entered, placed a good-sized box on
the corner of the desk, and left. Winter ignored the interruption.
Another twenty minutes of questions went by. Who was the present
monarch of Anglo-Germany? Winter asked. What was the composition of the
royal family, the ages of the children? I exhausted my knowledge of the
subject. What was the status of the Viceroyalty of India? Explain the
working of the Dominion arrangements of Australia, Northern America,
Cabotsland...? I was appalled at the questions; the author of them
must have been insane. It was almost impossible to link the garbled
reference to non-existent political subdivisions and institutions to
reality. I answered as matter-of-factly as possible. At least Winter
did not seem to be much disturbed by my revision of his distorted
version of affairs.
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