Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Oh, Nell," said Rogers, "here's a despatch to me which I thought you
had better read."
Little Nell took the despatch. It was: "Tell Nell can't understand his
inaction; tell him come home first steamer from Port Antonio, Jamaica."
THE REVENGE OF THE ADOLPHUS
I
"Stand by."
Shackles had come down from the bridge of the _Adolphus_ and flung
this command at three fellow-correspondents who in the galley were
busy with pencils trying to write something exciting and interesting
from four days quiet cruising. They looked up casually. "What for?"
They did not intend to arouse for nothing. Ever since Shackles had
heard the men of the navy directing each other to stand by for this
thing and that thing, he had used the two words as his pet phrase and
was continually telling his friends to stand by. Sometimes its
portentous and emphatic reiteration became highly exasperating and men
were apt to retort sharply. "Well, I _am_ standing by, ain't I?" On
this occasion they detected that he was serious. "Well, what for?"
they repeated. In his answer Shackles was reproachful as well as
impressive. "Stand by? Stand by for a Spanish gunboat. A Spanish
gunboat in chase! Stand by for _two_ Spanish gunboats--_both_ of them
in chase!"
The others looked at him for a brief space and were almost certain that
they saw truth written upon his countenance. Whereupon they tumbled out
of the galley and galloped up to the bridge. The cook with a mere
inkling of tragedy was now out on deck bawling, "What's the matter?
What's the matter? What's the matter?" Aft, the grimy head of a stoker
was thrust suddenly up through the deck, so to speak. The eyes flashed
in a quick look astern and then the head vanished. The correspondents
were scrambling on the bridge. "Where's my glasses, damn it? Here--let
me take a look. Are they Spaniards, Captain? Are you sure?"
The skipper of the _Adolphus_ was at the wheel. The pilot-house was so
arranged that he could not see astern without hanging forth from one
of the side windows, but apparently he had made early investigation.
He did not reply at once. At sea, he never replied at once to
questions. At the very first, Shackles had discovered the merits of
this deliberate manner and had taken delight in it. He invariably
detailed his talk with the captain to the other correspondents. "Look
here. I've just been to see the skipper. I said 'I would like to put
into Cape Haytien.' Then he took a little think. Finally he said: 'All
right.' Then I said: 'I suppose we'll need to take on more coal
there?' He took another little think. I said: 'Ever ran into that port
before?' He took another little think. Finally he said: 'Yes.' I said
'Have a cigar?' He took another little think. See? There's where I
fooled 'im----"
While the correspondents spun the hurried questions at him, the
captain of the _Adolphus_ stood with his brown hands on the wheel and
his cold glance aligned straight over the bow of his ship.
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