Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Codfish salad. Ain't it good enough for ye? Maybe this is
Delmonico's--no? Maybe ye never heard that the Yankees have us
blockaded, hey? Maybe ye think food can be picked in the streets here
now, hey? I'll tell ye one thing, my son, if you stay here long you'll
see the want of it and so you had best not throw it over your
shoulder."
The spy settled determinedly in his chair and delivered himself his
final decision. "That may all be true, but I'm _damned_ if I eat
codfish salad."
Old Martha was a picture of quaint despair. "You'll not?"
"No!"
"Then," she sighed piously, "may the Lord have mercy on ye, Johnnie,
for you'll never do here. 'Tis not the time for you. You're due after
the blockade. Will you do me the favour of translating why you won't
eat codfish salad, you skinny little insurrecto?"
"Cod-fish salad!" he said with a deep sneer. "Who ever heard of it!"
Outside, on the jumbled pavement of the street, an occasional two-wheel
cart passed with deafening thunder, making one think of the overturning
of houses. Down from the pale sky over the patio came a heavy odour of
Havana itself, a smell of old straw. The wild cries of vendors could be
heard at intervals.
"You'll not?"
"No."
"And why not?"
"Cod-fish salad? Not by a blame sight!"
"Well--all right then. You are more of a pig-headed young imbecile than
even I thought from seeing you come into Havana here where half the
town knows you and the poorest Spaniard would give a gold piece to see
you go into Cabanas and forget to come out. Did I tell you, my son
Alfred is sick? Yes, poor little fellow, he lies up in the room you
used to have. The fever. And did you see Woodham in Key West? Heaven
save us, what quick time he made in getting out. I hear Figtree and
Button are working in the cable office over there--no? And when is the
war going to end? Are the Yankees going to try to take Havana? It will
be a hard job, Johnnie? The Spaniards say it is impossible. Everybody
is laughing at the Yankees. I hate to go into the street and hear them.
Is General Lee going to lead the army? What's become of Springer? I see
you've got a new pair of shoes."
In the evening there was a sudden loud knock at the outer door. Martha
looked at Johnnie and Johnnie looked at Martha. He was still sitting in
the patio, smoking. She took the lamp and set it on a table in the
little parlour. This parlour connected the street-door with the patio,
and so Johnnie would be protected from the sight of the people who
knocked by the broad illuminated tract. Martha moved in pensive fashion
upon the latch. "Who's there?" she asked casually.
"The police." There it was, an old melodramatic incident from the
stage, from the romances. One could scarce believe it. It had all the
dignity of a classic resurrection. "The police!" One sneers at its
probability; it is too venerable. But so it happened.
"Who?" said Martha.
"The police!"
"What do you want here?"
"Open the door and we'll tell you."
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