Ah, those letters, dated from Bliffkins's coffee-house, and written in
Walter Joyce's roundest hand, in reply to the hundred of chances which
each day's newspaper-sheet offered to every enterprising bread-seeker,
chances so promising at the first glance, so barren and so full of
rottenness when they came to be tested! Clerkships? clerkships in
galore! legal, mercantile, general clerks were wanted everywhere, only
apply to A.B. or Y.Z., and take them! But when A. B. or Y. Z. replied,
Walter Joyce found that the legal clerks must write the regular
engrossing hand, must sweep out the office ready for the other clerks
by nine a.m., and must remain there occasionally till nine p.m., with
a little outdoor work in the service of writs and notices of
ejectment. The duties required of the mercantile clerk were but little
better, and those of the general clerks were worst of all, while
throughout a net income of eighteen shillings a week appeared to be
the average remuneration. "A secretary wanted?" certainly, four
secretaries wanted nearly every day, to public companies which were
about to bring forth an article in universal demand, but of which the
supply had hitherto been limited, and which could not fail to meet
with an enormous success and return a large dividend. In all cases the
secretary must be a man of education and of gentlemanly manners, so
said the advertisements; but the reply to Walter Joyce's application
said in addition that he must be able to advance the sum of three
hundred pounds, to be invested in the shares of the company, which
would bear interest at the rate of twenty-five per cent, per annum.
The Press? through the medium of their London fraternity the
provincial press was clamorous for educated men who could write
leading articles, general articles, and reviews; but on inquiry the
press required the same educated men to be able to combine shorthand
reporting with editorial writing, and in many cases suggested the
advisability of the editorial writer being able to set up his own
leaders in type at case. The literary institutions throughout the
country were languishing for lecturers; but when Walter Joyce wrote to
them, offering them a choice of certain subjects which he had studied,
and on which he thought himself competent of conveying real
information, he received answers from the secretaries, that only men
of name were paid by the institutions, but that the committee would be
happy to set apart a night for him if he chose to lecture gratis, or
that if he felt inclined to address the inhabitants of Knuckleborough
on his own account, the charge for the great hall was three pounds,
for the smaller hall thirty shillings a night, in both cases exclusive
of gas, while the secretary, who kept the principal stationer's shop
and library in the town, would be happy to become his agent, and sell
his tickets at the usual charge of ten per cent. Four pounds a week,
guaranteed! Not a bad income for a penniless man! to be earned, too,
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