Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; University of Oxford -- Fiction
"Never permanently. I'm not idle. I'm a J.P., a soundly democratic
J.P., to the disgust of the Colonels. I work on a host of committees
and I direct two highly disreputable companies. Just because I like to
live here in the country and be an acolyte for the goddess, there's no
reason why I shouldn't do a lot besides. You can believe that I'm a
much better squire than the rest of them. Of course I'm well aware
that there oughtn't to be squires and that the whole thing is wrong.
But equally plainly there are squires, and squiredom has its point, of
which I may as well make the most. So I've played the part properly.
To begin with, I put my farms on a business basis, gave a reasonable
minimum, and became unpopular with my neighbours because I made them
pay. If the State demands my abolition, I'll go like a shot, but I
don't intend to let some magnate from Mincing Lane, who never eats ham,
come and buy the place, redecorate the house--as he'd call it--buy some
ancestors at Christie's and arrange an aerodrome. You young men think
that because you like one sort of pleasure you've got to drop the
others. It's all rubbish. I'll read any literature you want and talk
you silly, but only after ham and eggs for breakfast and port wine for
dinner. To hell with lunch!"
John Berrisford talked happily on and Martin was always pleased to
listen.
"You're not converted?" said the elder man at last.
"Only on fine nights."
"Well you aren't fit for the mystery. Go away to your Latin Quarter
and squalid digs and midnight settling of the universe."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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