Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; University of Oxford -- Fiction
The end of term, so exasperating to the harried teacher, brings
exhilaration to the taught. As Christmas approached Martin found
prefectorial discipline slackening and, though exams might mean harder
work in school, there was in the house a very agreeable relaxation of
tension. Even games were taken less seriously, and one or two of the
more audacious spirits actually cut without detection. But just as
Berney's began to slacken their reins, Randall's, the neighbouring
house, became more vigorous than usual: for Randall's were in the final
of the "footer pot."
Berney's always objected to Randall's. This animosity might have been
accounted for by the mere fact of neighbourship, but there was more in
it than that. As was Athens to Sparta, so was Berney's house to
Randall's. Berney's stood always for an easy-going tolerance and,
though, for instance, it was not a particularly well-dressed house, it
left its nuts in peace. In all its pursuits it was either brilliant or
ineffectual, and, if it did anything at all, it did it beautifully:
both in games and work it was a house of individuals. A typical
batsman from Berney's would make three divine, soul-satisfying cuts and
be caught in attempting an impossible fourth: Berney's was never
thorough and never took defeat to heart.
Randall's, on the other hand, had no nuts and suspected with Draconian
severity the faintest traces of nuttishness. The average member of the
house was tall and lumpy and sallow, badly dressed and with no grease
to his hair. It was a standing joke with the school that Randall's
youths owed their yellow faces not only to general unhealthiness, but
also to a dislike of soap and water. They trained like professionals
and made tin gods of their challenge cups. They worked always with a
dull, sickening energy: they never had a decent three-quarter among
them, but won their matches by working the touch-line and scoring from
forward rushes. Yet undoubtedly, despite all their ignorance of the
way things should be done, they achieved results.
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