Yorkshire Tales. Third Series: Amusing sketches of Yorkshire Life in the Yorkshire DialectHartley, John
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Yorkshire Tales. Third Series: Amusing sketches of Yorkshire Life in the Yorkshire Dialect
Hartley, John
English language -- Dialects -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
"Aw wish aw'd nivver spokken," sed Mally, as shoo watched him pass th'
winder. "He's getten that bankbook in his pocket, an he'll as sewer goa
an squander some moor brass as he's livin. He isn't fit to be trusted.
He meeans weel enuff, but he's soa simple. Net but what ther's war nor
him if yo knew whear to find 'em, an aw believe he tries to do his best,
but that isn't mich to crack on. Hasumivver, aw mun put up wi it, soa
aw'll get thi drinkin ready, for he sed he wod'nt be long."
It didn't tak her long befoor shoo'd made as temptin an comfortable a
meal as onny reasonable chap could desire, an then shoo set daan to wait
wi as mich patience as shoo could. Darkness wor creepin on an shoo'd
ommost getten stall'd o' watchin th' clock, when ther wor a queer
grindin sooart ov a noise aghtside, an in another minnit Sammywell come
in.
"Nah, lass! Tha sees aw hav'nt been varry long an aw've browt thi
summat. Bring a leet an have a luk at it."
"Whativver is it?" shoo sed, as shoo coom to th' door wi a cannel in her
hand. "Whativver has ta getten?" shoo sed, as shoo walked raand it.
"Aw've bowt this galloway an little carriage soas aw can drive thi aght
whenivver th' weather's fine."
"Whativver wrangheeaded trick will ta be guilty on next!"
"Why, tha wor grummelin abaat net bein able to get aght o' door, an aw
bethowt me at old Swindle had this for sale, soa aw've bowt it."
"An nicely he's swindled thee aw've noa daat. But are ta sewer it is a
galloway? Becoss aw wodn't believe what he says if he went onto his
bended knees."
"Well, what does ta think it is? Tha can see at it's nawther a elefant
nor a camel."
"Well, lad,--it may be all reight, but aw should want somdy else to say
soa. It luks varry poorly aw think, luk ha white it is ith' face."
"That's th' color on it. It ails nowt an tha'll say soa when aw drive
thi aght ith' mornin."
"Thee drive me aght, does ta say? Nay, lad, aw've moor respect for misen
nor that! What does ta think awr Hepsabah an th' naybors wod say. But
it'll do for Jerrymier. But whear are ta baan to put it?"
"Aw've getten a place to keep it, an if awther Jerrymier or his mother
dar to mell on it, they'll know abaat it."
"Tha need'nt freeat,--ther'll nubdy be ovver anxious to mell ov a thing
like that. If tha'd bowt a donkey an cart an started hawkin cockles and
muscles or else leadin coils ther mud ha been some sense in it. But tak
it away an come in an get thi drinkin an dooant stand thear lukkin as
gawmless as that article. Off tha gooas an tak it wi thi, an if it lives
wol mornin tha can show it to Jerrymier an ax him whether it is a
galloway or net. It luks as if it had coom aght o' Noah's Ark, tho if
awed been Noah aw should ha let that thing have a swim for it."
"Tha'rt th' mooast provokin, dissatisfied, ungrateful woman aw ivver
met! Awm in a gooid mind to drive away an nivver coom back!"
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