Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"And as for you, you double-dealing ogre; get up off that floor and
stop looking like the less intelligent half of a seal act. And you
needn't bother saying that she's your cousin, either. I've heard that
one before. Even _your_ family couldn't produce anything that depraved.
She probably has a police record that would stretch from here to
Shanghai."
"I have nothing to hide!" Toffee put in elegantly, refusing to accept
this blot on her character.
Julie's answering gaze lingered malignantly on the black dress. "Lucky
for you," she said caustically. "You'd be in a really rotten spot for
it, if you did."
"But Julie! You don't understand!" Marc cried, disentangling his long
legs, and getting uncertainly to his feet.
"I've understood for longer than you think!" Julie cried angrily. "I've
always suspected that this sort of thing was going on around here, and
when you broke our luncheon date, I thought I'd come down to find out
the reason. I knew if I waited around long enough, something would turn
up."
Marc turned beseechingly to Toffee. "Tell her," he pleaded. "Tell her
I'm a good husband."
Toffee, flattered at being invited to take such an important part in
this domestic drama, turned beamingly to Julie. "You just don't know
what a wonderful husband you have," she announced innocently.
"I daresay," fumed Julie. "And someday, when you're not too exhausted
from frisking around on the floor with him, suppose you drop around and
tell me all about it!"
"She doesn't know what she's saying!" Marc cried.
"Don't ever tell her," Julie said with false sweetness, "or you'll ruin
some of the liveliest testimony ever written into a court record."
"Court record?"
"The divorce courts _do_ keep records, don't they?"
"Divorce!"
The echo of Marc's cry was still in the air, as Julie crossed to the
door.
"Yes. Divorce, Marc Pillsworth!" she said, turning back. "And I do mean
you."
"But--but you haven't any grounds," Marc said hopefully.
"Don't worry about that," Julie replied, opening the door. "By the time
I get to court, I'll have more grounds than a national park."
The slam of the door put a very definite end to the discussion.
* * * * *
Marc and Toffee stared dumbly at each other as the angry tap of Julie's
heels, retreating through the outer office, and down the stairs,
sounded dimly back to them through the closed door. Toffee dropped
limply into an upholstered chair and drew her feet up under her.
"I just can't understand it," she said contentedly. "I just can't
understand how your mind could be so dull when your life is so
exciting."
"Oh, my life is a perfect scream," Marc smoldered. "Only I save up the
good parts for when you're around to enjoy them. They seem better that
way."
"You're sweet, Marc," Toffee replied sincerely.
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