Black, Jack, 1871-1932; Criminals -- Canada -- Biography; Criminals -- United States -- Biography
Tex had a “run of luck” and raised me to four dollars a week. I
collected more bills for the milkman. Some of them he called “bad
bills.” I kept after them persistently and nearly always got the money.
The more hopeless the bill, the greater my commission was. I enjoyed
going after them. The Tenderloin women were sure pay; and poor families
were good, always had the money ready. I called on a tough saloon man,
in a dingy little dive, about ten times to collect a two-dollar bill.
One day when I called he was serving several men at his bar, and when he
saw me he said: “No use comin’ in here with that bill, kid. I ain’t
goin’ to pay it. If your boss comes up here I’ll bust him in the nose.
His milk is no good and he’s no good.”
“Mister,” I said, “I know he is no good, but I have to work and want to
keep my job. If you knew just how hard my boss is you would feel sorry
for me instead of being angry. He is so hard and no good that he told me
if I did not collect your bill of two dollars to-day I need not come
to work to-morrow, and that’s why I’m here.”
The customers looked at me. I stood my ground.
“Hell,” said the man, “I didn’t think he was that bad. Here, take the
lousy money.”
I hurried back to the milkman. “Here’s Mr. Finucane’s two dollars.”
“How on earth did you ever collect it?”
“Oh, he just got tired and paid me, that’s all.”
“Well, I’ll make you a present of them,” said he handing me the money.
“You certainly earned them.”
The following week I called at Madam Kate Singleton’s with my bill. The
colored maid who opened the door showed me a seat in the hall and told
me to wait. The madam was dressing. I sat there a few minutes and there
was a ring at the door. The maid opened it and an excited little man
brushed in, followed by two big men who were not a bit excited. As the
door was closing I got a glimpse of a policeman in uniform on the steps.
One of the two men spoke to the maid who went upstairs, and in a minute
the madam came down. She waved the men into a room off the hall and
closed the door. I listened, but they talked too low for me to hear what
they were saying. Presently the madam opened the door and called out:
“Oh, girls, come downstairs every one of you.” Half a dozen girls
appeared as if by magic. They were all brought into the room and the
door closed again.
Nobody paid any attention to me. Now I heard loud voices in the room,
but so many were talking at once that I could make nothing of it. Then
one of the big men came out, went to the front door, opened it, and said
to the policeman: “Send Mike around to the back; tell him to let nobody
out. I’ll phone for the wagon. We’ll have to take them all to the
station. They won’t talk.”
He disappeared into the room. I got up and opened the front door.
“Where are you goin’?” said the policeman.
“I’m going out, if you please.”
“Get back in there, if you please,” he snarled, “and stay there.”
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