Well Al I guess there is not no use talking to the old man no more. You
have did the best you could but I wish I could of came down there and
talked to him. I will pay him his rotten old $10 a month and the next
time I come to Bedford and meet him on the street I will bust his jaw.
I know he is a old man Al but I don't like to see nobody get the best
of me and I am sorry I ever asked him to let me off. Some of them old
skinflints has no heart Al but why should I fight with a old man over
chicken feed like $10? Florrie says a star pitcher like I should not
ought never to scrap about little things and I guess she is right Al so
I will pay the old man his $10 a month if I have to.
Florrie says she is jealous of me writeing to you so much and she says
she would like to meet this great old pal of mine. I would like to have
her meet you to Al and I would like to have you change your mind and
come and visit us and I am sorry you can't come Al.
Yours truly, JACK.
_Chicago, Illinois, December 27._
OLD PAL: I guess all these lefthanders is alike though I thought this
Allen had some sense. I thought he was different from the most and was
not no rummy but they are all alike Al and they are all lucky that
somebody don't hit them over the head with a ax and kill them but I
guess at that you could not hurt no lefthanders by hitting them over
the head. We was all down on State St. the day before Xmas and the
girls was all tired out and ready to go home but Allen says No I guess
we better stick down a while because now the crowds is out and it will
be fun to watch them. So we walked up and down State St. about a hour
longer and finally we come in front of a big jewlry store window and in
it was a swell dimond ring that was marked $100. It was a ladies' ring
so Marie says to Allen Why don't you buy that for me? And Allen says Do
you really want it? And she says she did.
So we tells the girls to wait and we goes over to a salloon where
Allen has got a friend and gets a check cashed and we come back and he
bought the ring. Then Florrie looks like as though she was getting all
ready to cry and I asked her what was the matter and she says I had
not boughten her no ring not even when we was engaged. So I and Allen
goes back to the salloon and I gets a check cashed and we come back and
bought another ring but I did not think the ring Allen had boughten was
worth no $100 so I gets one for $75. Now Al you know I am not makeing
no kick on spending a little money for a present for my own wife but
I had allready boughten her a rist watch for $15 and a rist watch was
just what she had wanted. I was willing to give her the ring if she had
not of wanted the rist watch more than the ring but when I give her the
ring I kept the rist watch and did not tell her nothing about it.
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