PHILIP. Mr. McComas: your conduct is heartless. Here you find a family enjoying the unspeakable peace and freedom of being orphans. We have never seen the face of a relative--never known a claim except the claim of freely chosen friendship. And now you wish to thrust into the most intimate relationship with us a man whom we don't know-- DOLLY (vehemently). An awful old man! (reproachfully) And you began as if you had quite a nice father for us. McCOMAS (angrily). How do you know that he is not nice? And what right have you to choose your own father? (raising his voice.) Let me tell you, Miss Clandon, that you are too young to-- DOLLY (interrupting him suddenly and eagerly). Stop, I forgot! Has he any money? McCOMAS. He has a great deal of money. DOLLY (delighted). Oh, what did I always say, Phil? PHILIP. Dolly: we have perhaps been condemning the old man too hastily. Proceed, Mr. McComas. McCOMAS. I shall not proceed, sir. I am too hurt, too shocked, to proceed. MRS. CLANDON (urgently). Finch: do you realize what is happening? Do you understand that my children have invited that man to lunch, and that he will be here in a few moments? McCOMAS (completely upset). What! do you mean--am I to understand--is it-- PHILIP (impressively). Steady, Finch. Think it out slowly and carefully. He's coming--coming to lunch. GLORIA. Which of us is to tell him the truth? Have you thought of that? MRS. CLANDON. Finch: you must tell him. DOLLY Oh, Finch is no good at telling things. Look at the mess he has made of telling us. McCOMAS. I have not been allowed to speak. I protest against this. DOLLY (taking his arm coaxingly). Dear Finch: don't be cross. MRS. CLANDON. Gloria: let us go in. He may arrive at any moment. GLORIA (proudly). Do not stir, mother. I shall not stir. We must not run away. MRS. CLANDON (delicately rebuking her). My dear: we cannot sit down to lunch just as we are. We shall come back again. We must have no bravado. (Gloria winces, and goes into the hotel without a word.) Come, Dolly. (As she goes into the hotel door, the waiter comes out with plates, etc., for two additional covers on a tray.) WAITER. Gentlemen come yet, ma'am? MRS. CLANDON. Two more to come yet, thank you. They will be here, immediately. (She goes into the hotel. The waiter takes his tray to the service table.) PHILIP. I have an idea. Mr. McComas: this communication should be made, should it not, by a man of infinite tact? McCOMAS. It will require tact, certainly. PHILIP Good! Dolly: whose tact were you noticing only this morning? DOLLY (seizing the idea with rapture). Oh, yes, I declare! William! PHILIP. The very man! (Calling) William! WAITER. Coming, sir. McCOMAS (horrified). The waiter! Stop, stop! I will not permit this. I-- WAITER (presenting himself between Philip and McComas). Yes, sir. (McComas's complexion fades into stone grey; and all movement and expression desert his eyes. He sits down stupefied.)