Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in LifeCannan, Gilbert
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Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in Life
Cannan, Gilbert
English fiction -- 20th century
Can you see me, gray eyes,
Hiding in the tree,
Waiting for the moonrise?
Gray eyes, look at me,
In the apple-tree.
Apple-tree, apple-tree.
He had on a mortar-board cap, a white collar reaching up to his ears,
an enormous black bow tie, a red satin waistcoat hung with chains, and
his face was blacked except for one eye and a quarter of an inch all
round his mouth. He carried a banjo. As he saw Ann he drew his hand
across the strings and croaked out in a hoarse voice:
"Give us a kiss, old dear, I'm that hellish dry."
"Oh, go on. You got to behave yourself now, Jimmy, now you got a
lodger."
"Like old times," said Jimmy. "Ma had lodgers. What Ma didn't know
about lodgers----"
"Give it a rest," said Ann. "Do keep off the comic for a bit. Mr.
Fourmy wants to get to bed. So do I, and you'll have the neighbors up,
the way voices go ringing up the mews. Good night."
She turned away.
"Good night, old gal," said Jimmy, and he led René up the stairs of
No. 10. "Good sort, that gal. Likes her bit o' fun same as any gal,
but she's a tiddler, she is. Independent! I don't fink. Gals look
arter theirselves nowadays. Cos why? Cos they're three to one. We
don't go round, us men. What a awful thought! There's your bed, Mr.
---- What's your name? 'Ardly a gent's bed, but you can lie on it, and
what more can be said of any bed?"
He went into the inner room and began undressing, talking all the
while, explaining that minstrelsy was only one of his professions,
that he had had a rotten day, not a smile in the world; that he
wouldn't try again for a week, not if he starved; that Mr. Fourmy must
be prepared for a shock when he saw him without his black, as it made
such a difference, and that there was a silver lining to every cloud.
He got into bed without removing his black, for René heard no sound of
water, and talked himself to sleep. . . . René lay sleepless, this
third night of his adventure, and rejoiced as one who had awakened
from a long and painful dream. Jimmy amused him, Ann amused him, and
all amusement was new to him.
Jimmy woke up talking, ran out in nightshirt and trousers, and
returned with a jug of beer and a loaf of bread. That was breakfast.
He sat on René's bed and they consumed their fare together.
"Gardening to-day," said Jimmy. "Ladies all want their gardens dug up
these days. I got two or three gardens. They call me Gardener, though
I ain't no blooming gardener. 'D'you think sweet peas will do in the
smoke, gardener?' they say. I dunno, but I sticks 'em all in. They
gets it all out of a book, and what's good enough for them is good
enough for me. Gardener! Well, here's luck!"
And René said: "Here's luck!"
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