Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in LifeCannan, Gilbert
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Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in Life
Cannan, Gilbert
English fiction -- 20th century
Casey was a Liverpool Irishman who had begun life as a clerk in a
shipping office and had then, at twenty-seven, revolted and gone out
to South Africa to work in the mines until one of his lungs gave out.
Then he came home and had a nasty time in London in an office until he
was told by a doctor that he must find some outdoor occupation. With
the little money he had left, he had learned how to drive and repair a
car, had been with one of the big companies for some time; then
married a niece of old Martin's and thought he could do better by
working for him on a profit-sharing basis. That was René's
arrangement; he was given the alternative of buying his car on the
hire-purchase system and using the yard as a garage, but on Casey's
advice chose the first proposition. Casey said it was better, because
you needed capital to stand the heavy wear and tear of a car in
constant use in London traffic. That settled, Casey took his novice
out in the early morning to satisfy himself that the car would not
suffer at his hands. He was delighted with the way the machine was
handled. René, too, was pleased. He had been rather nervous at the
thought of driving a more powerful engine than that to which he had
been accustomed; but the greater power was only an added pleasure and
no difficulty.
He took out his license and received a number and a number-plate,
joined the union, bought a thick green suit that buttoned up to his
neck, shiny leggings, and a peaked cap; a waterproof overall, enormous
gloves, a leather purse, a rug. Then on a day early in the autumn he
drove his car out of the mews and plunged into the eastward stream of
traffic. He had not gone above a hundred yards when he was hailed by a
gentleman in tail-coat and top-hat carrying a red brief-bag. Drawing
up by the curb, he flung back his arm and opened the door as he had
seen drivers do, and received the one word: Temple.
Absurdly hoping that he would be seen by no one who knew him, and
feeling that the eyes of the occupant of the car were boring into the
back of his neck, he drove to the Temple, and there received more
exact directions from the gentleman, who poked his head out of the
window, until they stopped outside a doorway with steps covered with
the leaves of a plane-tree. The gentleman got out:
"You forgot to put down your flag."
René started and blushed. So he had!
"The fare's half a crown."
"Thank you, . . . sir."
He was given two and nine. His first tip! Threepence.
It was a busy day. He had only half an hour to wait on the stand which
he had chosen for his headquarters. He drove home at night worn out
and sleepy.
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