The English works of Thomas Hobbes of Malmesbury, Volume 07 (of 11)
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You cannot but know how easy it is and was for me to have spoken to you
in the same language. Why did I not? Because I thought that amongst men
that were civilly bred it would have redounded to my shame, as you have
cause to fear that this will redound to yours. But what moved you to
speak in that manner? Were you angry? If I thought that the cause, I
could pardon it the sooner, but it must be very great anger that can put
a man, that professeth to teach good manners, so much out of his wits as
to fall into such a language as this of yours. It was perhaps an
imagination that you were talking to your inferior, which I will not
grant you, nor will the heralds, I believe, trouble themselves to decide
the question. But, howsoever, I do not find that civil men use to speak
so to their inferiors. If you grant my learning but to be equal to
yours, (which you may certainly do without very much disparaging of
yourself abroad in the world), you may think it less insolence in me to
speak so to you in respect of my age, than for you to speak so to me in
respect of your young doctorship. You will find that for all your
doctorship, your elders, if otherwise of as good repute as you, will be
respected before you. But I am not sure that this language of yours
proceeded from that cause; I am rather inclined to think you have not
been enough in good company, and that there is still somewhat left in
your manners for which the honest youths of Hedington and Hincsey may
compare with you for good language, as great a doctor as you are.
For my verses of the Peak, though they be as ill in my opinion as I
believe they are in yours, and made long since, yet they are not so
obscene as that they ought to be blamed by Dr. Wallis. I pray you, sir,
whereas you have these words in your _School Discipline_, page 96,
“_unless you will say that one and the same motion may be now and anon
too_.” What was the reason you put these words, _now and anon too_, in a
different character, that makes them to be more taken notice of? Do you
think that the story of the minister that uttered his affection (if it
be not a slander) not unlawfully but unseasonably, is not known to
others as well as to you? What needed you then, when there was nothing
that I had said could give the occasion, to use those words; there is
nothing in my verses that do _olere hircum_ so much as this of yours. I
know what good you can receive by ruminating on such ideas, or
cherishing of such thoughts. But I go on to other words of mine by you
reproached, “_you may as well seek the focus of the parabola of Dives
and Lazarus_,” which you say is mocking the Scripture; to which I answer
only, that I intended not to mock the Scripture, but you, and that which
was not meant for mocking was none. And thus you have a second στιγμὴ.
GRAMMAR AND CRITIQUES.