"But y' don't git th' bes' bedroom, thet bein' taiken by a gent, es is
a gent, an' not a broken down toff. 'Ow do I know es y're
respectable?"
"I certify," said a grand mellow voice from one settle, "that Mr.
Angus Herries is well-born and honest!" Then with a sudden plunge into
the Scottish dialect. "Dinna ding the laddie wi' sic blatter, ye fule
wumon."
Herries wheeled round at the sound of those trumpet tones, and stared
at the stout old rascal, who sipped his gin with a knowing leer.
"Gowrie," he gasped, quite taken aback. "Mr. Gowrie."
"Ye've a quick eye, my laddie. Michael Gowrie it is, though ye micht
ca' me the Reverend Michael Gowrie, an' nae burn the tongue o' ye. Sit
ye doon, my mon, an' we'll hae a dram togither for the sake o' auld
lang syne." He hummed the last seven words.
Herries sat on the opposite settle, next to the untidy youth, who cast
sidelong, disdainful looks on him, but took no further notice.
"I want food rather than drink," said the young man wearily.
"Aye! but drink is the ain an' the tither ye ken."
"Mister," cried the landlady, who had been bottling up her wrath, "I'd
hev y' know, es m' naime es 'Liza Narby, an' I comes of genteel folk
in Rotherhithe. Don't y' call me a bloomin' fool. D'ye see?"
"Pardon me," said the Reverend Michael in excellent English. "I did
not misuse the word 'blooming,' which applies only to young and lovely
beings of your sex."
"Such es Elspeth," sneered Mrs. Narby, with the venom of an ugly
woman.
"Haud your tongue, ye limmer," thundered Gowrie, evidently irritated,
and cast a look at the door, through which the girl had vanished, "or,
nae mair custom do ye get frae me."
"Ho!" shouted Mrs. Narby, with her arms akimbo, and going at once on
the warpath, "'spose I kin do without thet any'ow, an'----"
She was about to launch out in true Whitechapel style, when the untidy
youth intervened listlessly.
"Milton talks of a blooming archangel," said he, addressing the Rev.
Michael Gowrie.
"Nae in your mither's sense," chuckled the scholar.
But that a bell tinkled somewhere in the back premises, Mrs. Narby
would have returned to the attack.
"There's thet gent, es come this night," she said, looking at her
son,--for the untidy youth, held such a relationship towards this
Amazon. "Go an' see wot he wants, Pope. Whoy, he might take a fancy t'
y', an' elp publish yer poetry."
"I want no patrons," said Pope rising haughtily. "Genius stands quite
alone."
All the same, he stalked out of the tap-room quickly, to see why the
bell had sounded, and was followed by his mother, who was heard
scolding her servant again. Herries took no notice of these Cockney
vulgarities, being too weary to enjoy their humour. He stared into the
glowing fire, while Gowrie chuckled, and finished his gin and water
with great relish.