Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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Lady Jim raced her car out of Curzon Street, down Park Lane, and into
Piccadilly, where she amused herself with dodging nervous people and
shaving the wheels of vehicles drawn by humble quadrupeds. The
chauffeur sat grimly silent, expecting an almost certain spill, with
the calm of a fatalist. He knew it would come some day, in spite of
his mistress's skilful driving, but he neither worried nor
remonstrated. He was paid for a silent tongue and healthy nerves, and
if his life _was_ insured rather heavily, considering his profession,
that was no one's business but his wife's, and she had already decided
how to spend the insurance money. But the woman need not have been so
sure of such good fortune. Lady Jim did not mind hurting other people,
but she had an uncommonly good notion of how to preserve the only neck
she possessed.
When the car reached Bond Street, Lady Jim, who was as calm as though
she had finished a donkey-ride, stepped down and entered a jeweller's
shop. Lately she had paid a trifle off his bill, and thought herself
entitled to double the gross amount. The jeweller, knowing the Duke of
Pentland had fifty thousand a year, and that Lady Jim was too pretty a
daughter-in-law not to get her own way with so gay an old nobleman,
did not object to his customer's purchases. If Lady Jim could not pay
the Duke would, so she was permitted to take away several objects for
which she had no use. Then she went to select some new hats, and look
at the latest thing in frocks. A call at certain other establishments
resulted in the car being heaped with expensive trifles for Christmas
presents. Afterwards the car whirled into Oxford Street, returned to
Piccadilly, and stopped every now and then like a bird of prey. At
some shops she was received with sickly smiles; at others, which she
favoured for the first time with her custom, with rejoicing grins: but
out of every place Lady Jim walked calmly, with a shopman in the rear
bringing parcels to increase the baggage on the car. She achieved the
whole afternoon's work without once opening her purse. Could
Rothschild have financed things better?
At five o'clock, with lighted lamps and unabated speed, Lady Jim drove
her machine to Berkeley Square, and, leaving the chauffeur to choke
and shiver in the damp fog, walked into a dull-looking house to see
her godmother, Lady Canvey. She wished to ask the advice of that
kindly, shrewd old pagan, and was not at all pleased when she found
the Rev. Lionel Kaimes, trying to lead Lady Canvey in the right way.
He had been trying to guide her heavenward for the last year, but the
bright-eyed old dame still danced along the primrose path with nimble
feet and an appreciation of the agreeable people who were dancing
along with her to perdition.
"Well, my dear," said Lady Canvey, submitting her withered cheek to a
conventional kiss. "Lionel, here, has been speaking of the devil, and
you appear. There's some truth in proverbs, it seems."