Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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"Not at all," Lady Jim assured him coolly. "He's kept us on bread and
water--that's all."
"Oh!" Lionel was shocked at this ungrateful speech. "And you prefer
_pâté de foie gras_ and champagne?"
"Naturally! Not that I like _pâté de foie gras_. They torture the
geese to get it, I believe, and it seems cruel to eat it."
"You have a tender heart," said Kaimes, sarcastically.
"It has been my ruin. But this trouble----" She harked back again to
the one subject which occupied her thoughts. "Will you see the Duke,
and ask him to give us--say--er--er--well, two thousand pounds?"
"No, I won't. You'll only waste it."
"That's so like you parsons," said Lady Jim snappishly: "we ask for
bread, and you give us a stone."
"Two thousand pounds' worth of bread is a trifle too much to ask for."
"Not at all, I always ask for twice what I hope to get. But here we
are on the other side of the water. I can't take the machine into your
dirty little slums. Get down."
Lionel did so, and stepped on to the pavement. "Thank you for the
drive," said he, lifting his soft hat.
Lady Jim nodded vaguely. "Won't you speak to the Duke?"
Kaimes hesitated. He did not wish to appear churlish; yet it seemed
useless to interfere. "The Duke is very independent," he explained; "I
don't think he'll listen to me."
"Oh yes, he will. You're a parson, and he is old enough to be afraid
of the next world. Tell him we're cleaned out, and get Jim and me a
thousand. And I tell you what," added Leah, generously. "If you do,
I'll give you a ten-pound note for your charities, though I don't
believe in helping paupers myself."
"Yet you ask help on that ground."
"Oh, I mean the unwashed paupers you're so fond of."
Lionel ruminated. "Do you and Jim go down to Firmingham for
Christmas?"
"Yes. It will be horribly dull. The Duke is so fond of that
old-fashioned Dickens Christmas, with its holly and mistletoe rubbish;
but we must keep in with him. What of it?"
"Why not explain your position, and----?"
"Oh, we've explained it a dozen times. But the Duke doesn't seem to
understand. Now, you can put the thing to him nicely."
"Well," said the curate, slowly. "I go to Firmingham at Christmas to
preach, so I'll speak to the Duke."
"You're a brick," cried Lady Jim, holding out her hand. "I'll come and
hear you preach when we're in Firmingham."
"I hope it will do you good," said Lionel, shaking hands. "You think
me a prig, Lady James, but I assure you----"
"I know you do," said Leah, dreading further sermons; "but I must get
home to dress. Goodnight."
"Goodnight," echoed Lionel, hopelessly, and saw the car glide away
into the fog between the lines of blurred lights. "Poor woman!" he
thought, turning towards his lodgings. "How terribly sad her spiritual
position is! I trust she will get home safely, seeing she is so
worldly."
He need not have troubled. Lady Jim reached Curzon Street in safety,
and in very good spirits. Did not a peacock's feather adorn one of the
motor-car lamps?