Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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The wife was a general favourite with the men, but women fought
rather shy of her. She thought too much of herself, they said, and
dressed altogether too well; and, moreover, never gave even the most
bitter-tongued female a chance of talking scandal in connection with
the honoured name to which Jim had called her attention. However,
feminine artfulness led one and all to conceal this dislike, and Lady
Jim received as much kissing and as many sweet words and invitations
as her vain, hungry soul desired. She saw through the wiles of her own
sex clearly, and knew that in nine cases out of ten the woman who
kissed would have preferred to bite. But they knew that Lady Jim knew,
and Lady Jim knew that they knew she knew, so everything went well. As
to what was said behind her back Lady Jim cared not a snap of her
fingers, and if any rival dared to attack her openly she was quite
able to use a particularly venomous tongue, the safeguard against
calumny which Nature had given her. And it must be said that she never
went out of her way to harm any one: her position was that of a
passive resister. As she pathetically observed, she was a contented
woman, if only permitted to have her own way.
Certainly the women had cause to complain of Lady Jim's gowns, which
were far beyond the ordinary female intellect in cut and fashion, in
new material and up-to-date trimmings. She added her own ingenuity and
taste to the creations of the dressmaker, and the result was always
such a triumph as to lead the rest of her sex to doubt if Providence
existed. It would have been even more aggravating than it was, had it
been known that Lady Jim paid next to nothing for her gowns, and
advertised the dressmaker instead of settling the bill. But Leah did
not make this fact public. She was content to use her magnificent
figure and good looks, and her popularity in society, to save a lean
purse, and therefore was daily and nightly clad in the purple and fine
linen which wrung envious tears from other women's eyes. Sometimes
Lady Jim, fascinating a society-paper editor, would utilise his
columns and circulation to advertise deserving tradesmen: while from
these, in return, she exacted tangible gratitude in the welcome shape
of gloves, handkerchiefs, scents, and similar needful if expensive
commodities. Lady Jim never signed her name to these literary efforts,
but they drew custom to the shop and filled her wardrobe with what she
wanted at the moment, so she was not ambitious to be known as an
authoress. Even Jim never knew how his wife, as he put it, "contrived
the tip-top"; and privately thought that the age of miracles was not
yet past, when Leah could make something out of nothing.