Life and Correspondence of David Hume, Volume 2 — David Hume — John Shaqi
Life and Correspondence of David Hume, Volume 2
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I forgot to tell you, that two days ago I was in the House of
Commons, where an English gentleman came to me, and told me
that he had lately sent to a grocer's shop for a pound of
raisins, which he received wrapped up in a paper that he
showed me. How would you have turned pale at the sight! It was
a leaf of your History, and the very character of Queen
Elizabeth, which you had laboured so finely, little thinking
it would so soon come to so disgraceful an end. I happened a
little after to see Millar, and told him the story;
consulting him, to be sure, on the fate of his new boasted
historian, of whom he was so fond. But the story proves more
serious than I apprehended: for he told Strahan, who thence
suspects villany among his apprentices and journeymen; and has
sent me very earnestly to know the gentleman's name, that he
may find out the grocer, and trace the matter to the bottom.
In vain did I remonstrate that this was sooner or later the
fate of all authors, _serius, ocyus, sors exitura_. He will
not be satisfied; and begs me to keep my jokes for another
occasion. But that I am resolved not to do; and, therefore,
being repulsed by his passion and seriousness, I direct them
against you.
Next week I am published; and then I expect a constant
comparison will be made between Dr. Robertson and Mr. Hume. I
shall tell you in a few weeks which of these heroes is likely
to prevail. Meanwhile, I can inform both of them for their
comforts, that their combat is not likely to make half so much
noise as that between Broughton and the one-eyed coachman.
_Vanitas vanitatum, atque omnia vanitas._ I shall still
except, however, the friendship and good opinion of worthy
men. I am, &c.
_London, 12th March, 1759._