Monsieur Judas: A Paradox — David Hume — John Shaqi
Monsieur Judas: A Paradox
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pills now before us, they have been analysed by Dr. Drewey, and are
found to contain only arsenic, so we may dismiss the pills altogether.
He died of morphia and must have taken it himself, as, had it been
administered violently by another person, the sounds of a struggle
would have been heard. No sounds were heard, however, so this proves
to my mind that he killed himself wilfully. No traces of any drugs
(saving the pills alluded to) were found in his room; as proved by
Sergeant Spills, he bought no drugs from our local chemist, so only
one presumption remains. The deceased must have brought here from
London a sufficient quantity of morphia to kill him--took it all,
and died leaving no trace of the drug behind. Unknown, unnamed,
unfriended, the deceased came to this town, and no one but himself
could have administered the poison of which he died. You, gentlemen,
as well as myself, have heard the evidence of the intelligent
witnesses, and will, therefore, give your verdict in accordance with
their evidence; but from what has been stated, and from the whole
peculiar circumstances of the case, I firmly believe--in my own mind,
gentlemen--that the deceased died by his own hand."
Thus far the sapient Coroner, who delivered this address with a solemn
air, much to the satisfaction of the jury, who were dull-minded men,
quite prepared to be guided by a master-spirit such as they regarded
the Coroner.
During the speech, indeed, a scornful smile might have been seen on
the thin lips of Mr. Fanks; but no one noticed it, so intent were they
on the words of wisdom which fell from the lips of Mr. Coroner Carr.
Under the inspiration, therefore, of the Coroner, the twelve lawful
men and true brought in a verdict quite in accordance with their own
and the Coroner's ideas on the subject:
"That the deceased (name unknown) died on the morning of the 13th of
November, through an overdose of morphia taken by himself during a
temporary fit of insanity."
Having thus relieved their minds to their own satisfaction, this
assemblage of worthies--asinine for the most part--went their several
ways quite convinced that they had solved the Jarlchester Mystery.
"The fools," said Mr. Fanks, scornfully, slipping the pill-box, which
had been left on the table, into his pocket. "They think they've got
to the bottom of this affair. Why, they don't know what they're
talking about."
"You don't think it's suicide?" asked Sergeant Spills, crisply, rather
nettled at the poor opinion Mr. Fanks entertained of the Jarlchester
brains.
"No, I don't," retorted the detective, coolly; "but I think it's a
murder, and an uncommonly clever murder, too."
"But your reasons?" demanded Spills, with wooden severity.
"Ah, my reasons," replied Mr. Fanks, reflectively. "Well, yes! I've
got my reasons, but they wouldn't be intelligible to you."
Extracts From a Detective's Note-Book