Philosophumena; or, The refutation of all heresies, Volume II
David Hume · en
8. Apsethus the Libyan yearned to become a god. But since, after making
himself very busy, he utterly failed (to accomplish) his desire, he
wished at all events to appear to have become one, and seemed as if he
might really effect this in course of time. For the foolish Libyans
sacrificed to him as to some divine power, thinking that they must
give faith to a voice from heaven above. For he collected and shut up
in one and the same cage a great many of the birds called parrots;
there being many parrots in Libya who imitate quite clearly the human
voice. For some time he fed the birds and taught them to say “Apsethus
is a god”: and when the birds had been [Sidenote: p. 245.] trained
for a long time, and repeated the saying which he thought would make
Apsethus be considered a god, he opened the cage and let the parrots
out in all directions. The noise of the flying birds went forth into
all Libya, and their words reached as far as the land of the Greeks.[8]
And thus the Libyans being wonderstruck by the voices of the birds and
not understanding the trick played by Apsethus, held him for a god.
But a certain Greek having carefully studied the clever device of the
so-called god, not only refuted him by the (mouth of the) same parrots
but removed from the earth that human quack and rascal. The Greek
shut up many of the parrots and taught them to say instead (of their
former speech): “Apsethus shut us up and forced us to say: ‘Apsethus
is a god.’” And the Libyans hearing the parrots’ recantation (and) all
assembling with one mind burned Apsethus.[9]