The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
│ │ themselves around, │ │
│ │ Or, like the little caterpillars, grubbing on the │ that │
│ │ ground. │ │
│20│ We wanders home and dreads to hear of some mishap │ │
│ │ or other, │ │
│ │ And scarcely dares to ax the pretty darlings │ whereas, │
│ │ "_how's your mother?_" │ │
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│22│Lord BACON born. (Query, The _Fry-er_.) │ ♏ ♄ ☌ ♀ │
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│23│ _She sold her mangle_ long ago,—'twere better far │ │
│ │ nor prigging; │ │
│ │ For we only turns up spades whene'er we tries our │ according │
│ │ hands at digging. │ │
│24│ Without some rain 'tis all in vain. Alack! our │ │
│ │ hearts is breaking, │ │
│ │ And surely we should break our _teeth_ if we should│ to Hamlet, │
│ │ go a-_raking_: │ │
│25│ So, night and day, we ever pray the frost it may be│ │
│ │ going, │ │
│ │ No more they'll let us _owe_, unless we gets a │ │
│ │ little _hoe_ing: │ │
│26│ The parish board don't heed our word; but, looking │ ♌ ☋ │
│ │ black or blue, │ │
│ │ They reads the Hact o' Parliament, and then cries— │ │
│ │ "_Who are you?_" │ │
│27│ So help the froze-out Gardeners, kind masters every│ there are │
│ │ one, │ │
│ │ For while _you_'re sporting on the ice, _we_'re │ │
│ │ starving till it's gone. │ │
│28│ │more things │
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│29│ │ in │
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│30│Lecture on _Heads_ at Whitehall. Price, a _crown_. │ heaven and │
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│31│Ben Jonson born. "Shikspur—who wrote Shikspur?" │ earth │
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JANUARY,—Last Year's Bills.
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