The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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_Entomological Society in GRUB Street._—A very animated conversation
took place on the natural history of the flea, involving many curious
conjectures, such as, whether it had ever been known to have attained
the size of the elephant; whether it was of the same species with the
hog-in-armour and the rhinoceros, or was to be classed among the
_Jumpers_; how high and how often it leaped; whether it always looked
before it leaped; and whether it leaped highest in Leap Year; the
farther discussion of all which queries was deferred till the said Leap
Year.
_The Horticultural Society of Seven Dials_ has been presented, by the
Society of Antiquaries, with the identical pumpkin converted by the
fairy into Cinderella's chariot.
_Premiums have been awarded by various learned bodies to the
following_:—
To Henry Broom, for the application of the crab motion, and the
"do-as-little-as-possible" principle, to the state engine.—To Lord
Durham, in conjunction with the above, for an improved mode of
progression for the said engine, namely, by each pulling the opposite
way.—To Signor Paganini, for an improved mode of extracting gold from
catgut scrapings, and of skinning flints.—To Miss Harriet Martineau, for
a new preventive check-string for the regulation of the fare (_fair_).—
To the proprietor of Morison's Pills for the discovery of the _perpetual
motion_.—To the Society for the Confusion of Useful Knowledge, for their
successful endeavours in be-_Knight_-ing the public intellect.
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