The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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│ │ │the world! what a big blackguard must │ │
│16│a sow │he have been to give them to ye │ ♐ ♂ ☍ ☉ ♃ │
│ │ │without gutting.' 'And aren't they │ │
│17│he's │gutted?' said I. 'Divil a one o' │ though │
│ │ │them,' said he. 'Musha, then,' said I, │ │
│18│bit │'what will I do?' 'Do!' said he, 'I'd │ perhaps a │
│ │ │sooner do them for you myself than │ │
│19│my │have you abused!' and so he takes 'em │change will │
│ │ │in doors, and guts 'em all nate and │ │
│20│poor │clane, as you'll see." And out Paddy │ come not; │
│ │ │turned the empty shells on the floor. │ │
│21│old │ │ │
│ │ │ │ ♒ ☽ ♉ │
│22│mongrel │ │ │
│ │ │ │ in which │
│23│Toby │ │ │
│ │ │ │ case, │
│24│and │ │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│25│they're │ │ │
│ │ │ │ ♈ ♃ ♐ ♊ ⚹ │
│26│raving │ │ │
│ │ │ │ you will │
│27│mad │ │ │
│ │ │ │ do well │
│28│with │ │ │
│ │ │ │ to wait │
│29│the │ │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│30│hydro- │ │ ☉ ♐ ♃ │
│ │ │ │ │
│31│phoby │ │ till it │
│ │ │ │ doth. │
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