The Comic Almanack, Volume 2: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
David Hume · en
BONNETS were made, only fifty years ago, by a French milliner who was
exceedingly ugly. The _gamins_ used to follow her, and laugh at her,
calling her nose, which was very large, the most ridiculous names. This
annoyed the poor milliner, and she invented the bonnet to escape their
ribaldry. The disguise was so effectual that every Frenchwoman who was
no prettier than herself was glad to adopt it. Those who were not ugly
formed such a small minority that whenever they appeared they were sure
to monopolize all the notice and gallantry of the gentlemen. This
exposed them to the sarcasms and envy of their own sex, till they were
compelled at last to assume the same hideous style of head-dress. The
marvel is that the fashion should ever have become popular in England.
CURRANT-JELLY was first eaten with hare in 1715. There were no potatoes
at table, when the Duchesse de Pentonville (then an emigrant), asked
what there was. "Nothing but confitures," was the reply of the _maître
d'hotel_. "Bring me the confitures, then," said the lively Duchesse; and
she selected the currant-jelly, much to the amusement of all the nobles
present. The king, however, hearing of this, ordered hare for dinner,
purposely to try it with the currant-jelly, and he liked it so well that
he continued it for six days together; and so the currant-jelly spread
all over London till it became an established fashion in the best
English society.
ELECTRICITY.—Franklin brought down the lightning with a kite; but this
stroke, wonderful as it is, is nothing compared to the daring flight of
a Mr. Prettiman in the month of September last. After various trials, a
few generous friends having supplied him with rope enough, he succeeded,
by some great attraction, in bringing down 154_l._ 17_s._ 2½_d._, simply
by flying a little kite in the city; and this, too, was achieved at a
time when there was the greatest difficulty in raising the wind, and
there was scarcely a penny stirring anywhere. He has since tried the
experiment, but it has failed every time, owing, it is reported, to his
paper being a little too flimsy.
TRIUMPH OF MAGNETISM.—Dr. Ell—ts—n declared, that by magnetizing a
person he could make him see most clearly the interior of himself. The
Marquis of L—nd—nd—y called, and insisted upon a trial upon himself; no
other proof, he declared, would satisfy him that mesmerism wasn't a
hollow humbug. Accordingly he was put into the most beautiful state of
coma. "Now look into your head," said the Doctor, "and tell me what do
you see?" "See?" answered the magnetized patient; "why, stuff and
nonsense! I see nothing at all." "Look again." "It's quite useless: I
tell you there's nothing in it." The Marquis was quite furious when told
the result of the experiment; but he consoles himself with the
reflection that there is a great deal more in mesmerism than meets the
eye. The talented Doctor has since favoured us with the following
aphorism:—