The Comic Almanack, Volume 2: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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8. A Cask of Tar—good for Abolitionists.
9. The Feathers out of Four Feather-Beds—ditto, ditto.
10. Curious Recipes for Brandy Cocktail, Whisky Stingers, and Gin
Trumps.
11. A Pair of Bloomer's Pantilettes.
12. A Bad Dollar, and
13. A Worn-out Pen.
Sale to commence at noon, and no revolvers allowed till a quarter past.
TABLE OF THE PROBABLE DURATION OF LIFE.
(_The number 20 being taken as representing the chance
of living longest_).
Vegetarian 5
Fox-hunter 15
Soldier in the Line 9
Guardsman 19¾
Railway Traveller 12
Ditto, on the Midland Counties' Railway 1¼
_Habitué_ of the Legitimate Drama ¼
Husband of a "Bloomer" (_unless he runs away from her_) 1
Member of Parliament 15
Reader of Parliamentary Debates 5
Reader of the _Comic Almanack_[9] 20
Footnote 9:
NOTE.—If a purchaser also, the chance is enormously increased, and,
for all practical purposes, may be regarded as a certainty.—PUBLISHER.
THE RIDDLER.
The following queries are proposed for solution by some of our ingenious
readers. Answers must be enclosed to the publisher on or before the
first of April next. Fifty copies of the _Comic Almanack_ (equivalent to
a permanent provision for the receiver for life, with handsome
reversions to his posterity), will be presented to any one who shall
answer the whole correctly. We might have hesitated in making so
stupendous an offer, but felt that the world required for the year 1852
some universal excitement, rather superior to that occasioned by the
Exhibition of 1851.
CHARADE.
My first young ladies do at balls,
My second will destroy St. Paul's,
My whole on Temple-Bar was seen,
The day Prince Albert wed the Queen.
LAURA.
ANOTHER.
The earth did my first, and the sky did my second,
When the Census throughout the three kingdoms was reckoned,
When the sky does my first, and the earth does my whole,
My second will join the Equator and Pole.
SEMAJ.
A THIRD.
Miss Rose gave my first to my second (her lover),
My third made Miss Rose what you'll please to discover.
WOPS BORSHON.
REBUS.