That the only Poles now found in May, about London, are the distressed patriots in the cheap eating-houses and copper hells in the neighbourhood of Leicester Square. The sport is not extinct, as little boys may still be seen dancing round the more eccentric specimens of the class. The only reason that these poles have not fallen down, like those in the country, is, that they are supposed to be very hard up. That although the almanacks declare that perch, ruff, bream, gudgeon, flounders, dace, minnows, trout, and eels may be taken this month, this, to say the least of it, requires confirmation. We have tried often, but never took anything, except taking ourselves off after a fruitless time. [Illustration: The country here is swarmin' with the most alarmin' kind o' varmin. ] THE ZODIAC—JUNE. THE LAND-CRAB. [_Extract from a forthcoming Novel, by the Author of "The Spy," "The Pilot," "The Red Rover," &c. &c. &c. &c._] "It was too late. Their fearful enemy, that scourge so dreaded by the negro race of the Southern States, the terrible Land-Crab, was upon them. Copper Joe, never remarkable for heroism, lost the small remains of presence of mind which the encounter with the Comanches had left him, and, in attempting to fly, fell prostrate, injuring his abdomen severely. Andromache, with her youthful charge, after a vain effort to rouse her fat husband, Noah, to resistance, joined in the general rout. But the heroic Sambo stood his ground. His eyes glared, his white teeth shone from ear to ear, as, with right foot firmly planted in advance, he stood a sable Antinous, awaiting, with uplifted club, two onsets of the terrible enemy. It was a dreadful moment!" THE QUEEN OF THE FÊTE. BY ALFRED TENNYSON. I.—THE DAY BEFORE. [_To be read with liveliness._] If you're waking, call me early, mother, fine, or wet, or bleak; To-morrow is the happiest day of all the Ascot week; It is the Chiswick fête, mother, of flowers and people gay, And I'll be queen, if I may, mother, I'll be queen, if I may. There's many a bright _barége_, they say, but none so bright as mine, And whiter gloves, that have been cleaned, and smell of turpentine; But none so nice as mine, I know, and so they all will say; And I'll be queen, if I may, mother; I'll be queen, if I may. I sleep so sound all night, mother, that I shall never wake, If you do not shout at my bedside, and give me a good shake; For I have got those gloves to trim with blonde and ribbons gay, And I'm to be queen, if I may, mother; I'm to be queen, if I may. As I came home to-day, mother, whom think you I should meet, But Harry—looking at a cab, upset in Oxford-street; He thought of when we met, to learn the Polka of Miss Rae— But I'll be queen, if I may, mother; I'll be queen, if I may.