Against this last argument Ronald had nothing to urge, so went down to
join his party, which consisted of Mrs. Pellypop, tall and majestic,
in black silk, Kate Lester, and the irrepressible Pat Ryan. As they
moved off, Ventin, who was arrayed in a suit of spotless white, waved
his straw hat to them.
"How sulky that Mr. Ventin is," said Miss Lester, as they were pulled
rapidly towards the shore; "he never speaks to anyone.
"Shows his bad taste," replied Mr. Ryan, "considerin' the pretty girls
on board."
Mrs. Pellypop froze him.
"Your remark is flippant," she rejoined, putting up her glasses.
"It's true for all that," answered Pat bravely; "and ye'll see how
these foreign chaps will stare at ye to-day, mam."
No woman is too old for flattery, and though Mrs. Pellypop was
rigorously virtuous she was also a woman, so she received Pat's
compliment very graciously.
"I know all about Valletta," she began. "I----"
"The deuce ye do," murmured Pat, "ye must know some nice things
anyhow."
"And," continued she "will be your guide."
The other three looked at one another in dismay, and, with a strong
effort, Pat gasped out a word of thanks.
"I say," whispered Ronald to Miss Lester, "she'll be as bad as
Murray's guide book."
"Yes but not so accurate!"
"Never mind," said Pat, in a low tone, answering the last remark;
"she'll make up for her mistakes by her obstinacy in stickin' to 'em;
and perhaps," consolingly, "if we've luck we'll lose her."
They arrived on the rocky shore of Mount Sceberras, whereon Valletta
stands, and admired the massive walls and the broad gateway, at which
several red-coated sentries were keeping guard. Numerous guides
offered their services but Mrs. Pellypop, in the purest of English--of
which they did not understand one word, though her gestures were
eloquent enough--sent them all away, and marched into Valletta, at the
head of her party of three, like a victorious general into a conquered
city. Then they began to climb the steep street leading to the Strada
Reale, and under a burning sun the exercise was not pleasant. Oh!
those interminable steps, how many oaths have they not been answerable
for since Lord Byron abused them so heartily! Both Pat and Ronald
cursed under their breaths, and if Miss Lester had not been very
strictly brought up she also might have been tempted to use a word
beginning with "D." Mrs. Pellypop, however, clad in her black
silk--which must have been awfully hot, but extorted no remark from
that excellent woman--toiled steadily upward, and not a word did this
indomitable female say, though, like the celebrated parrot, she no
doubt thought a lot.
"Capital exercise isn't it," observed Miss Lester as they paused for
breath.
"I dare say, if we were training for a circus," retorted Pat dryly,
taking off his straw hat. "I'm like Arethusa, and will melt into a
stream of water if this goes on. I believe old Pellypop will swear
shortly."