The History of England in Three Volumes, Vol. I., Part C.: From Henry VII. to Mary
David Hume · en
In several places, particularly the county of Oxford, great interest was
made to preserve some convents of women, who, as they lived in the most
irreproachable manner, justly merited, it was thought, that their houses
should be saved from the general destruction.[*]
* Burnet, vol. i. p. 328.
There appeared, also, great difference between the case of nuns and that
of friars; and the one institution might be laudable, while the other
was exposed to much blame. The males of all ranks, if endowed with
industry might be of service to the public; and none of them could want
employment suited to his station and capacity. But a woman of family who
failed of a settlement in the married state,--an accident to which such
persons were more liable than women of lower station,--had really
no rank which she properly filled; and a convent was a retreat both
honorable and agreeable, from the inutility, and often want, which
attended her situation. But the king was determined to abolish
monasteries of every denomination; and probably thought that these
ancient establishments would be the sooner forgotten, if no remains of
them of any kind were allowed to subsist in the kingdom.
The better to reconcile the people to this great innovation, stories
were propagated of the detestable lives of the friars in many of the
convents; and great care was taken to defame those whom the court had
determined to ruin. The relics also and other superstitions, which had
so long been the object of the people’s veneration, were exposed to
their ridicule; and the religious spirit, now less bent on exterior
observances and sensible objects, was encouraged in this new direction.
It is needless to be prolix in an enumeration of particulars: Protestant
historians mention on this occasion, with great triumph, the sacred
repositories of convents; the parings of St. Edmond’s toes; some of
the coals that roasted St. Laurence; the girdle of the Virgin shown in
eleven several places; two or three heads of St. Ursula; the felt of St
Thomas of Lancaster, an infallible cure for the headache; part of St.
Thomas of Canterbury’s shirt, much reverenced by big-bellied women; some
relics, an excellent preventive against rain; others, a remedy to weeds
in corn. But such fooleries, as they are to be found in all ages
and nations, and even took place during the most refined periods of
antiquity, form no particular or violent reproach to the Catholic
religion.