The History of England in Three Volumes, Vol. I., Part C.: From Henry VII. to Mary
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either in merit or size to their elder sister, and that one of them was
even superior in beauty. The king was as scrupulous with regard to the
person of his wives, as if his heart had been really susceptible of a
delicate passion; and he was unwilling to trust any relations, or even
pictures, with regard to this important particular. He proposed to
Francis, that they should have a conference at Calais on pretence of
business; and that this monarch should bring along with him the two
princesses of Guise, together with the finest ladies of quality in
France, that he might make a choice among them. But the gallant spirit
of Francis was shocked with the proposal: he was impressed with too much
regard, he said, for the fair sex, to carry ladies of the first quality
like geldings to a market, there to be chosen or rejected by the humor
of the purchaser.[*] Henry would hearken to none of these niceties,
but still insisted on his proposal; which, however, notwithstanding
Francis’s earnest desire of obliging him, was finally rejected.
* Le Grand, vol. iii. p. 638
The king then began to turn his thoughts towards a German alliance; and
as the princes of the Smalcaldic league were extremely disgusted with
the emperor on account of his persecuting their religion, he hoped, by
matching himself into one of their families, to renew a connection which
he regarded as so advantageous to him. Cromwell joyfully seconded this
intention; and proposed to him Anne of Cleves, whose father, the duke
of that name, had great interest among the Lutheran princes, and whose
sister, Sibylla, was married to the elector of Saxony, the head of the
Protestant league. A flattering picture of the princess, by Hans Holben,
determined Henry to apply to her father; and after some negotiation, the
marriage, notwithstanding the opposition of the elector of Saxony was at
last concluded; and Anne was sent over to England. The king, impatient
to be satisfied with regard to the person of his bride, came privately
to Rochester and got a sight of her. He found her big, indeed, and tall
as he could wish; but utterly destitute both of beauty and grace; very
unlike the pictures and representations which he had received: he swore
she was a great Flanders mare; and declared that he never could possibly
bear her any affection. The matter was worse when he found that she
could speak no language but Dutch, of which he was entirely ignorant;
and that the charms of her conversation were not likely to compensate
for the homeliness of her person. He returned to Greenwich very
melancholy; and he much lamented his hard fate to Cromwell, as well
as to Lord Russel, Sir Anthony Brown, and Sir Anthony Denny. This last
gentleman, in order to give him comfort, told him, that his misfortune
was common to him with all kings, who could not, like private persons,
choose for themselves, but must receive their wives from the judgment
and fancy of others.