Mallow groaned. "Oh, Jim, Jim, I am a fool. I know that she is going
to marry this Carson; and yet--and yet I cannot help making myself
miserable by calling to see her."
"Buck up, old man, she isn't spliced yet!"
"James, you are incurably vulgar."
"If you pay me any more compliments, Mallow, I shall forget the
respect to my former tutor, and chuck you out of this gangway. Come
for a walk."
So Mallow allowed himself to be persuaded, and in due time, as he knew
they inevitably would do, they found themselves in the grounds of the
Manor House.
Striding up and down the lawn was an elderly lady with a lack-lustre
eye and the gait of a grenadier.
"How do you do, Miss Slarge," said the visitors, almost
simultaneously. And they waited for the priestess of Minerva to wake
up and return their salutation.
Miss Rubina Slarge was a maiden of forty-five years. She was
sufficiently well-looking to have married a score of times. However,
early in life she had become convinced that it was her mission to
expose the errors of the Romish Church, and she felt that for this
purpose she should dispense with a husband. Her knowledge was
extensive, but apt to be inaccurate. It was her firm impression that
the idol worship of Babylon still existed in the Papal Church, and she
was writing a voluminous book to prove this. Nimrod and his wife
Semiramis were still worshipped, she declared, and the festivals and
ritual of modern Rome were identical with those of ancient Babylon.
She thought of little else, and lived in a world of Biblical prophecy
and mythological lore. Therefore, although she was supposed ostensibly
to look after Olive, that clear-headed young lady looked after her,
and the house to boot. Olive called her Aunt Ruby, but she was really
only a distant cousin, connected by blood with the late Mrs. Bellairs.
Absent-minded and dogmatic, Aunt Ruby was nevertheless amiable and
kindly, and Olive was really fond of her. But it was rare for her to
leave Rome or Babylon to speak on commonplace subjects. She was
difficult to manage, and required no little humouring.
On seeing two young men standing bareheaded before her, she stopped
and looked bewildered. Then she recognized them both and smiled.
Finally she pointed a lean finger at Lord Aldean.
"Septem alta jugis toti quæ presidet orbi,'" said Miss Slarge,
solemnly. "What does that mean, Lord Aldean?"
"Great Scott!" gasped Jim, cramming his hat on his head, "I don't
know."
"Yet you call yourself a scholar, sir?"
"No, I don't, Miss Slarge. I call Mr. Mallow a scholar. What is it,
Mallow?"
"The lofty city with seven hills which governs the whole world,"
translated Mallow.
"I know that," snapped Miss Slarge; "it is a simple sentence from
Virgil. But what city?"
"Rome, of course; what other city has seven hills?"
"I was certain of it," cried Miss Slarge, triumphantly; "the chief
seat of idolatry under the New Testament. Mystery, Babylon the
great--that is Rome!"