The Island of Fantasy: A Romance — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Island of Fantasy: A Romance
David Hume · en
But Nature’s conception
May not be pernicious,
For know her perception
At times is capricious;
Her work bears inspection,
In manner judicious,
For sometimes she turns out a man near perfection.
The above jingle of verses may sound somewhat abstruse, but he who has
the patience to search until he discovers the kernel of this rhyming
nut, will certainly find it to be a truism. Nature does finish the mass
of humanity in a somewhat rough and ready fashion; true, she may equip
them with all the necessary limbs and organs necessary to the enjoyment
of life, but she does not trouble herself to put in those delicate
touches which go to the making of a perfectly handsome man, or a
faultlessly beautiful woman. At times, however, just to show what she
can do in the way of creative beauty, she gives her whole mind to the
task, and lo! Achilles, and Helen of Troy. But such perfect specimens of
humanity are few and far between; therefore when Maurice, who had an
artistic eye, met Count Constantine Caliphronas for the first time, he
recognized with delight that he saw before him one of Nature’s
masterpieces.
There is nothing more detestable than that society horror, “a beauty
man,” who resembles a wax figure in his unnatural perfectibility of face
and form. Flawless he may be in every part, but the ensemble is
nevertheless unpleasing both to eye and mind, for, in aiding Nature to
show herself at her best, he soon becomes a mere artificial figure,
which ought to be placed in a glass case for the edification of school
misses and gushing society ladies. This man, however, did not belong to
that over-civilized class, as at a glance one could see he was a child
of Nature, a nursling of the winds and waves, whose physical perfections
were kept in their pristine beauty by the constant care of the great
mother herself. Caliphronas had all the grace and untamed beauty of a
wild animal, looking as if he claimed kinship with the salt sea, the
fresh woods, the strong sunlight, and the bracing air of snow-clad
mountain-tops. His physical beauty was truly wonderful, and was as much
the outcome of perfect health, as of perfect creation. He lacked that
self-restrained air which is stamped on the face of every civilized man,
and in the modest little dining-room of the Rectory looked like some
graceful panther caged against its will. Nature’s child was only in his
right place with Nature herself, and in our dull respectable England he
seemed an exile from the healthful solitudes which had given him birth.