The Lady from Nowhere: A Detective Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Lady from Nowhere: A Detective Story
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The ex-detective dwelt in a little house in a little square, and
passed his time usually in a huge armchair, placed conveniently near
the window, so that he could survey the busy world from which he had
withdrawn. He was a Daniel Lambert for size and rotundity, with a
large red face like a full moon, and an impressive girth which would
have made the fortune of an alderman; but his eyes were keen and
bright, and the brain pertaining to this man-mountain of flesh was as
active as one cased in the leanest of bodies. He was clothed in a
gaudy-figured dressing-gown of blue and red, wore carpet slippers on
his large feet, a smoking-cap with a large tassel on his sparse locks,
and sat amid a litter of newspapers. Parge took in nearly every
morning and evening journal in London, and from dawn till dark read
the police news, cutting out all such cases as he deemed worthy of his
attention. In the evening he usually played whist with his wife and
two cronies, or kept the company enthralled by his stories of the
scoundrels he had exposed, and the under-world he had moved in. Mrs.
Parge--an anæmic woman, as slender as Simon was stout--waited on her
husband, and thought him--intellectually and morally, as he was
physically--the greatest of men. She did all the house-work with the
assistance of a small servant, and, being an excellent cook, had
contributed not a little to the weight and size of her spouse by
preparing those appetizing dishes which her Simon loved. The couple
had a comfortable income, a comfortable house, and both enjoyed the
best of health, so that the Parge household was as happy a one as
could be found in London.
"My word, Absalom," said lean Mrs. Parge when she opened the door,
"you're going to have a bad time; you've going to catch it. Simon saw
you from the window, and is getting up steam to receive you."
A series of growls proceeding from the near parlour proclaimed the
truth of this warning, and when Gebb entered the presence of his
master, steam was got up so far that Parge's smoking-cap came skimming
past the head of the visitor. Gebb picked it up and brought it to
Parge, who received him and it with a growl of wrath. At Parge's feet
lay a pile of newspapers, some open, some folded, some with evidence
of scissors' work and some quite whole. On a near table there lay a
large volume bound in red cloth, which Gebb recognized as one of the
series of books in which Parge noted down the more important cases,
and stored his newspaper cuttings. He wondered if the old man had it
at his elbow to throw at him, for Parge's fingers evidently itched to
send the book after the smoking-cap; but, as he refrained from further
violence, Gebb concluded that the volume had been placed within reach
of its owner for some purpose connected with his visit. He was right,
as subsequent events proved.
"Oh!" growled Parge, glaring at the young man, "so you've thought fit
to come at last?"