The Lady from Nowhere: A Detective Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Lady from Nowhere: A Detective Story
David Hume · en
It sometimes happens that a youthful spendthrift becomes an aged
miser, and hoards money in the same extreme fashion as formerly he
wasted it. John Kirkstone was a fair example of this species of human
chameleon. As his father's heir, he drained the estate of all ready
money, and squandered the same in London without regard to economy or
even reason. In this riotous life he was encouraged by a former
college companion--one Marmaduke Dean--who even went to the extent of
borrowing money of Kirkstone, and so became his debtor for a large
sum. Dean subsequently married a lady of fortune, and repaid a portion
of the money; but either could not, or--as was more probable--would
not discharge the whole. On this point Kirkstone, who needed money for
his pleasures, quarrelled with his friend, and the pair parted to meet
no more for some years. It would have been better for both had they
never renewed their youthful friendship.
As might be expected, old Squire Kirkstone was by no means pleased
with his son, and did not relish leaving his large fortune to one who
probably would waste it in a few years. The Hall and its surrounding
acres were entailed, and were bound to pass into John Kirkstone's
hands; but the old man possessed a large income acquired by
speculation, which was at his own disposal. Wrathful at his
spendthrift son, he resolved to leave this personal property to his
only daughter; and accordingly, when John became Squire on the death
of his father, he found that his sister Laura was in possession of a
good income, while he had to be content with a dwelling far too large
for his means, and several farms whose tenants did not always pay
their rents. The shock of this discovery was unpleasant, but salutary.
In the first place Kirkstone renounced his London profligacy and
associates, and came to live at the Hall; in the second, he insisted
that his sister should dwell with him, and pay a handsome yearly sum
for the privilege; and in the third, he invited his first cousin,
Ellen Gilmar, to be his housekeeper. Laura Kirkstone, who was a
weak-bodied and weak-natured girl, readily consented to remain at the
Hall, and pay what her brother demanded, and as readily welcomed her
cousin Ellen as mistress of the household, a post for which she herself
had no great love. Having thus arranged matters, Kirkstone--though not
yet forty--became as penurious as formerly he had been wasteful; and
in this system of economy was ably assisted by his new housekeeper, a
shrewd, cold-hearted skinflint.